21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.

20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.

19. Sprays duo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.

18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.

17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".

says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds".

Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".

Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".

Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".

Says "Free Way" instead of "Highway".

Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go".

Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven Zero Four)

16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he steps out.

15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)

14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 70).

13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.

12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y Zee(but never says Zed)

11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says "Oh! British Style!!!!"

10. Makes fun of Nepali Standard Time and Nepali Road Conditions.

9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".

8. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.

7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.

6. Tries to complain about any thing in Nepal as if he is experiencing it for the first time.

5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "mojule".

4. Looks speciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.

Few more important

3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to Nepal, even after 4 months of arrival.

2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll the bag on Nepali Roads.

Ultimate one

1. Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or "When I was in US..."

ask for beef momo.. hahahah.. that was funny...

good luck, you didn't get hit by those cars..

tyo, newroad peepal bot ko chok ma pauney paani poori.. mitho cha tara banauney haru ley singaan puchera , haat nai nadhoi serve gardo rahecha.. waak waak lagera teha dekhi khanai chadi diye..

one thing I felt strange after so many years in here, over there how funny those traffic police look..

other than that, too much crowd than ever before... khutta tekna samma ko thau chaina.. bata ma

 bittertruth, why don't we spend some time together travelling and doing some fun stuff when i'm home next time? you'll see if what i wrote above is true or not. by the way, you might want to add this to the list:
- you still try to fool a conductor in bus showing expired/fake ID card.
i tried (used my university ID card, was valid though) and it worked, haha. i know i shouldn't have done that.

credit card chai prayog garna khojincha hai jahele pani tara chaldaina rahecha chale pani tanna charge garne rahe cha
coke lays haru khoji khoji khaincha
but eta chai exact ulto samasya huncha zee bhannai aaoundai na jati try gare pani zed  huncha

jantarei bro, yeti bhaney pachi ta biswas garnu nai paryo ni...

lol @intelligent guy.. tehi ta kya joker kya first-first time.. zed bhanney baani.. yaha kharey haru walla parera.. k bhancha bhanera herthyo.. tara uta pugey pachi chahi, zed nai bhanincha.. :D 

 Didnt do most of the above, but i had to really bite my tongue to keep myself from saying america this, america that. Didnt want to appear as a show off, you know. Solar just doesnt work in the morning and night. Took cold showers at first, which was a pain and then just stopped showering daily. Prefered to wear clothes again and again instead of washing with hands or making mom wash. etc etc etc

yeah yeah.. yaha ko everyday shower ko baani ley, kathmandu ma chahi.. ali saasti huncha suru-suru ma, pachi pheri ek hafta samma ko baani bascha.. hahahahha

 Who complaints about Jet lag after 2 months upon arrival? 

Heard this fews years ago in sajha. Think something original bru rather than just coping paste some email.

It was back in 2007, and I think someone reposted it here from my post.
I just posted it here as my own original 

I had gone to Nepal after 4.5 years and none of those things applied to me.
I just get surprised by how much people get americanised after staying in US for 2-3 years.

Haha!! La badhai cha. :)

I went there last month and I said thank you everywhere. I was like what...and towards the end of my stay I didn't mention that much. Good thread!!

when I was in chitwan,
everytime I said Thankyou to the helpers in one hotel, they're like 'swagatam'
and I was like 'what the heck??'

just because, in English, there is 'You're welcome' as receptive response
doesn't mean there has to be on in Nepalese like 'swagatam'
and believe me,  I almost puked.. it felt so awkward..

 Bittertruth:
You need to make a Youtube video titled " Shit Nepalese American says",,, I m sure u will get 100K hits.

JayD, send me the script, I act on it.. hahahahah. juz kiddin

I won't do any of those mentioned above.

good for you :D 

Bitter_truth: Good jobs on getting the lists. I only did the stuff below from your list while i was back in Nepal a month ago.

I was very surprised to see people speaking on english with me in even general conversations. While i was talking in Nepali, he/she was returning me in Engish. I was like WTF???


20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.

18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.

16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he steps out.

11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says "Oh! British Style!!!!"

5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "mojule".

Apart from this lists, i did lot of travelling specially from KTM to PKR in bus atleast 3/4 times. Wow that was really adventurous.

Peace

Sirus_Me
 

@sirus, lol.. cool..
didn't you feel going backward in time as soon as you stepped out of the airport?? 
the moment I got off the plane, they stuffed us into a pathetic stinky bus as if we're a horde of sheeps ..
I was through singapore airlines last time, and it was so antique feel in TIA later on,
even the public toilets and workers out there, they're all filthy.
Someone got Rs.1000(which I had with me just in case from the last trip) off of me, when he told me my baggage is lost and he took responsibility to find it. but didn't care much, thought as a tips.

anyway, something radical should happen there to change all this else we'll be laughingstock in the western.

That's completely normal ABA eta tera toilet mai kasto Ananda ko Huncha jasto sukai Nepali bhae pani eta 1barsa Marta basera halo cha bhanepaani teslai tyo ratnapark ko toilet ma free ma dishha garna lagae pani gardaina hola