Washington, D.C.

US Federal Bureau of Investigation has released information this morning on a high profile investigation of a person of Nepali origin. According to unnamed sources within the FBI, the investigation started with reports of illegal and immoral activities carried out by the individual. Some of these activities include lying to authorities, which is a Federal crime in the US. It has been also hinted by the Department of Homeland Security that some of the paperwork used by the individual may be fake or altered in some way or form.

The Department of Homeland Security and FBI have already started laying the groundwork for retreival of this individual to prosecute with full force of the Federal Law as deemed by the constitution of the United States patriot act, which includes deportation after serving upto 20 years in prison.

Anyone with information leading to the individual will be rewarded upto a maximum of $100,000.00
An FBI informant has released a link to the profile of the perpetrator. If anyone has any information please contact asap.

The profile of the person under investigation is available in this link: www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=134112283298465

And thanks for deleting my comment saying the facebook link idea was picked off from Reddit or wherever else.

Samsara in sajha house !!!! Welcome back man !!!

What a ass!!!!! BTW this post will be reported to FBI. Congratulation on degrading the nepalese integrity.

What the heck is this

My dear friend sajha onion I am giving u one hour to remove this link. This is my profile on Facebook. After 1 hr I will contact the local police and sajha admins abt this post. This time u messed with the wrong guy

sajha onion: another nice one, keep them coming!

what the heck is wrong with all these people getting agressive with this thread? you guys have no idea what onion stands for, do you? ever heard of colbert nation, the onion, or the young turks? sajha onion stands on the same front! you should be grateful to sajha onion for these creative articles. and please, don't give your bs about calling police or  FBI. even if you do, all you'll be able to do is make them laugh because of your stupidity. since you guys clearly can't digest things like these, here's more so that you can elevate your already high blood pressure. But, just don't kill yourself yet; there's a lot more of articles/videos like these you guys need to see. Btw, are you going to call FBI to report these guys too? 

1. http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/183184/july-26-2007/advice-to-the-gods---nepalese-pre-teen-goddesses

2. http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/187625/october-09-2008/who-s-not-honoring-me-now----nepal

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jantarei, you are naiver than you look.
There is no fun if all these knew the drill.
It's fun to read ignorant comments , that's the motive of SajhaOnion.
Now, don't spoil the fun ..
sit back and watch movie :D 

 


My favourite.

Also Kiddo, yep, it came from 4chan, the belly of the internet.

Who ever put their user id and password in that link will be hacked. It is trap people don't put anything in that link. It is simple way of hacking.

lol @caco

Why only after death - we make them to god or saint.
Sai-baba the magician claimed himself a living god, Rajanish give himself Bhagawan sri Rajanish.

It has it's own meaning about living god. It has hidden meanings. All girls should be treated well in their childhood as we have culture to neglected and them, the motto behind it treat well. That is how I see it.

One time cow was giving us milk, ox and the fertilizer so to keep it safe and grow they make it absolute rule that they are holly. So did the Mohammad, pork is forgiven because it has tape worm and many people were killed and incurable at that time.

Yes, we become ultra-modern and we started analyzing the things with modern and scientific way, they have purely reason for that but took a path that nobody questions. That will be co-relating to religion.

Damn man I was getting foolish

^^^mindfccuk !!

You got me bro hehe ..

I guess he got everybody first

@osho, he didn't get everybody at first, I knew what he's upto. So, he didn't get me :D

At first I did not know what the facebook link was for.. now looking at the facebook comments, this is a really smart and well thought prank.. ha ha ha..
Always a fan man!

Thanks for loving and hating it. I hope all the hate have now turned to love by now! I just logged backed in and saw a message in my sajha inbox.

"I thought the case was settled already
If you have a problem with him, let him know directly. He is quite reasonable and I know is a regular contributor on sajha. All the best."

LOL. Don't worry I won't divulge 'his' info. :) Just makes me wonder what the case was about I'm glad it's all settled now.

 omg omg thats me there!! omg omg!! this is totally a crime! who do I sue? who wants to make me a thousandanaire? :p