त्यो धोति को धोति आज किन एक्कासी फरफरायो
सायद त्येसले अंग्रेज को दास बनेको इतिहास नै बिर्सियो
बिहान घाम उदाउनु भन्दा पहिला नै धोति लगाएर एक लोटा पनि बोकी मेची खोला को
किनार मा आउछ
आफ्नो पेट सफा गर्छ अनि सिमाना पनि अलिकति सार्छा
हेर त्यो धोति आफुलाई कति बाठो ठान्छ

कहिले बुद्ध लै आफ्नो बनाउछ त कहिले नेपाल लाई नै आफ्नो ठान्छ
भौगोल र इतिहास को ज्ञान नभएको कस्तो होला त्यो धोति को बुद्धि

बहादुर भनि बोलौंचा हामीलाई त्यो धोति
तर बहादुर को खुकुरी देखेपछि एउटा हात ले धोति समाई भाग्छ त्यो धोति
कस्तो आलिकती हिम्मत पनि नभएको रहेछ त्यो धोति

नेपाल चलाउने remote कन्ट्रोल आफुसंग भएजस्तो ठान्छ त्यो धोति
remote को botton दबाई चांनेल change गरेजस्तो हाम्रा नेता हरुको दिमाग change
गरिदिन्छ त्यो धोति
हाम्रा नेता हरु पनि त्येस्तै..
हिडछन समाई त्यो धोति को धोति

आफु नभई चल्दैन नेपाल भन्ने ठान्छ त्यो धोति
कहिलेकाही त लाग्छ पागल भएछ हाम्रो छिमेकि त्यो धोति!

MN-Nepali,
Insulting people is not considered funny.  Just like Nepali ppl do not like being called Bahadur.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjxqb1Smpqg
Bathroomcoffee watch this video
When they find funny insulting us why cant we find funny insulting them !!
HOPE U understand me

There hundreds of people jumping of the bridge, YOU WANNA JUMP TOO ?  No I do not understand.  Be a better person, just because they did does not mean you have to.  If you keep going it will never end.

BathroomCoffee is Absolutely right !!  Only the ill minded people insult other people in that way. That's not fun but offence. (I am not only talking about the poem but also about the video you posted)

Do some of us really think  that hating India is the apex of our patriotism ? Seriously ?? 

 Pseudopatriotism is the most detrimental factor that's hurt our growth. We tend to wear our pride on our sleeves. I remember having a convo with a buddy of mine who was anti-Indians and I'd tell him how if it weren't for "dhotis", 50 percent of Nepalese would find it really hard to survive, even in Nepal and he remained adamant that regardless, they were all thugs and we didn't really have to depend on them. 

Fastforward 4 years from that day and he was busy looking for an Indian Consultancy to 'save his status'. We talked earlier this week, for the first time in 3 years, and now he's making a decent money and even now, he's talking shit about them because he's a 'Nepalier Nepali' than many. I guess that's the case with plenty of fools. This also reminds me of a friend of mine who hates India and Indian cricket team but he absolutely loves Indian movies, actors, actresses, tv channels.

Yeah, "dhotis" are all thugs, we are Nepalese and we should all hate them because they are ugly, corrupted bunch but when you go look at yourself on the mirror, what do you see? Similar person, perhaps lighter complexion, same accent, same culture. Carbon copy of an Indian thug? 

dammit...sorry riddle sister i was trying to like your comment but clicked on the flag option...my bad !! if admin can switch it back that would be great

raju adhikari i understand you and therefore i hit thumbs down on your comment but i liked your poem, it is quite "jest ful" to say the least.

MN nepali are you by chance working for a  "dhoti" consulting company?

 It's all good chaurey bhai. Only a matter of time before your long lost twin, 28th jumped on the bandwagon. 

Bathroom coffee!!in the video they were not trying to insult nepalese instead explaining Racisism to the world taking nepalese as an example..they didnt think it would be an insult to the nepalese,, im trying to do the same,, explaining racism taking indians as an example!! what the said in the video are facts !! and what i wrote above are facts too !! so where is the problem !

ho ho sir le thik bhannu bhako ho 

kukurle afulai tokyo bhane afule pani kukur lai toknu parcha natra ta kukur hu bhanera kasari prove garne....

huna pani kukur lai tokne bani lageka haru lai ke thaha aakash tira farkera thukyo bhane thuk aafnai mukh ma parcha bhanera ....

Geology tiger ji lai chai salam hai! comment dami lagyo

राजु अधिकारीको यो लेख(कविता भन्न अलिक रुचाउदीन)  एकदम सान्दर्भिक छ | बिशेसगरी भारतीयहरुलाई नेपालीले होच्याईकन धोति भने नि  नेपाल मा धोति लाउने को  संख्या धेरै हुनाले वा भारतीयका नुन खाएका  कसै-कसैलाई यो लेखले अलि बिझाएको हुनु पर्छ | हालै पढिएका समाचार अनुसार जसरि नेपालीमाथि यी भारतीय मुलका दानवहरुले सोषण गरि रहेका छन्, उनीहरु प्रति कुनैपनि किसिमको सदभाव राख्न म बेक्तिगत रुपमा जरुरि ठान्दिन | भलै सबै तेस्ता नहोलान तर समस्टिगतमा भन्नु पर्दा यिनीहरु सब चोरहरु हुन् जसले नेपालीहरुलाई जहिले पनि हेय को दृस्टीले हेर्छन | 

bittertruth खै किन हो धेरै नेपाली लाई भारत लाई लिएर गरेको joke मनपर्दैना!! तर जोह्न्नी लएवर ले नेपाली लाई उडाएको ठट्टा मन पर्छ!

Raju Adikari,
It's like saying I am trying to improve race issues by calling a black man a nigger. Lol !! Smart thinking !!!

haha thats smart enough !!

malai patakka man pardaina,

na ta malai tyo raju shirvastav bhanne le nepali haru yesari cricket khelchan bhanera nepali haru lai udayeko man parcha

na ta malai raju adhikari le sajha ma oie dhoit bhanera indian lai udayeko man parcha...

jaat, barna,  bhasha, linga, bhugol ko aadharmaa ek le arko lai hochyaaunu ra udaaunu bhaneko 'manab' hunu bhandaa ek star tala girnu ho....

naraamraa nepalimaa pani chhan naraamra bhaaratiya ma pani chan tara sabailai solo dolo eutai najar le hernu nyaayochit pani hudaina ra baigyanik pani hudaina........

rahyo kuraa noon ko... noon chahi maile afule kamauna sakne bhaye pachi afaile kamayeko paisa le khaayeko... tyo bhanda agadi bau aamale kamayeko paisaa le khaayeko... 

 Well said Jite Bro!! :)

हामि उनीहरुलाई धोति भनेर गिजाउछौ उनीहरु हाम्लाई बहादुर भनेर खसाल्छन | अब हिसाब बराबर हुन जान्छ | हाम्रै नेताहरु उनीहरुको खुट्टा ढोग्न गयेसी हामीहरुको यहाँ बकबकको तात्पर्य पनि रहदैन | जब सम्म एउटा स्वाभिमानी नेताको उदय हुदैन र उसले स्वाभिमानी निर्णय गर्न सक्दैन , तब सम्म भारतले पेलिनै रहने छ | हो हामी भुपरिवेस्थित राष्ट्र हौ , तिन तिरबाट भारत र उत्तरमा चीन छ र हाम्रो परनिर्भरताको विकल्प छैन तर उत्तरमा चीन पनि छ भन्ने बिर्सिएका यी भारतमुखी भारतीय दलाल रुपी हाम्रा नेताहरु जसले  नेपाललाइ चलाई रहेका छन् , यिनीहरुबाट केहि हुने आशा देखिदैन |  तेसैले एस्लाई केवल एउटा ठट्टाको रुपमा लिने गरम साथि हो | यसलाई गम्भीरताका साथ् लिन जरुरि छ र ? काग कराउदै गर्छ पिना सुक्दै गर्छ , हुने वाला केहि छैन , बेकार मा हामि नेपाली-नेपाली बीच किन बैमनश्यता ??

I find this poem out of frustration and Hope it is not some sort of stereotyping.