Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel, and hubby was
losing his temper. "Be careful," he said to his wife. "You will bring out
the animal in me."...



"So what?" his wife shot back. "Who is afraid of a mouse?
**********************************************************************The girl was supposed to write a short story in as few words as possible
for her college class and the instructions were that it had to discuss Religion, Sexuality and Mystery.

She was the only one who received
an A+ and this is what she wrote:


Good God, I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it?
************************************************************************Bihar Bihar Istate Gorment
Driving License Sekson
Traaphic Dipartment

DRIVING LICEN APPLIKASON PHAAROM
-----------------------------------------------------------------
NOTE: Pleej do not shoot the person at the applikason kounter. He will give you the licen.

For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason.

1. Last name:
(_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dont no (Check karet box)

2. First name:
(_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Dont no (Check karet box)

3. Age:
(_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Dont no (Check karet box)

4. Sex:
____ Male _____ Phimale_____ not sure _____not applicable

5. Chappal Size:
____ Lepht ____ Right

6.Occupason:
(_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_) Pehelwaan (_) House wife (_)Un-employed (Check karet box)

7. Number of children libing in the household: ___

8. Number of children that are yours: ___

9. Mather name: _______________________

10. Phather Name: ____________________ (If not noun,leave blank)

11. Ejjucason: Class- 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

12. Dental rekard/color: (_) Ellow (_) Berownish-ellow (_) Berown (_) Belack (_) Other color _______ pleej Give egjhakt color(Check karet box)

13.Your thumb imparesson :
____________________________

IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS:

1. If you are copying from another applikason pharom, pleej do not copy thumb impression also. Pleej provide your own thumb imparesson.

2. PLEEJ DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS

3. Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you dont have lepht hand, use your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on lepht hand.

4. IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DRIVE. WE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS.

song is.............>>>>
bole chodiya bole kanganaa.........tere bin jiyo nayoo lagda main pe marjawaa.........soniyee dil le ja leja....hehe




wiz_kid jee,
Dami lagyo.... kaam ma eklai hasda hasda aashu nai aayo yo padera ta..... You made my day....New Years eve ma yesto haseko ... hope i will be able to laugh coming year as well. ...............>>>>>.
thank u! malai pani khusi lagyo u haseko bhanda...

Once Laloo Prasad sent his bio data to America to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation. A few days later he got this reply:-
Dear Mr. Laloo prasad,

You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks.

Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."

Everyone was delighted.

"Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa par letter angreeze main hai isliyen saath-saath hindi main translate bhee karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo prasad-----pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya,
You do not meet----aap to miltay hee naheen ho --
our requirement---- humko to zaroorat hai,
Please do not send any furthur correspondance----ab Letter vetter bhej ne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee,
No phone call ---- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai,
shall be entertained---- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.

Thanks---- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad

hahahahaha. nice ones ruina jee. tara alik puraano bhako jasto laagyo malai. Well whatever, nidra ta khulo. Bharkhar class bata Exam diyera niskeko............................
K bhako k bhako, exam dida pani nidra khuldaina. Bihana dekhi 2 ghanta ko bicha ma dui wata coffee khai sake, teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeto coffee without sugar, tyo pani "graaaaande." Aba ta maanche pani coffee coffee ganaune bela bhai sakyo.

Well have fun guys, with ur joke hunting. Aaja din bhari mero fursad chaina, joke hunting garna lai, paper lekhnu cha, ani research garnu cha, paper ko laagi. Balla balla aaja class jaana laako, paper ta lekhera laanu paryo ni, hoina.

no way u can cheat meh.....anyway tyaso bhayee lop sop naparera holaa hai harkey dai no_way lai padhnu man nalageko?:P>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Ruina jee malai pani testai testai laagcha. no way bro lop sop gara na ani po padhna maan laagcha ta. Hamro ruina jee lai hera na......................:0P hehehehehehehe

aani...harkedaju....mero aauta kaam garnu bhane ko...khai *i'm still waiting* >>>>>>
K garnu bhaneko bro, maile ta birse, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
lemme think..........................:0(
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa balla samjhe, khai broda, k bhayo k bhayo milena bhanya. Will do it laterz hai. Hijo, sathi lai online bhetyo kya, ek ta sathi tesh mathi pani naari............... kura ta garnai paryo ni hoina ra. K garnu bro priority kya. hehehehehehehe

Mero tarfa bata sabai lai

"HAPPY NEW YEAR"

harkeDai

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa balla samjhe, khai broda, k bhayo k bhayo milena bhanya. Will do it laterz hai. Hijo, sathi lai online bhetyo kya, ek ta sathi tesh mathi pani naari............... kura ta garnai paryo ni hoina ra. K garnu bro priority kya. hehehehehehehe" harke daju said
----------------------
Tao ta hooo ;)

"afterall sabai jana school padhai raicha..friends ni.:)" ruina said
-------------------------
aaa, timi pani school ma? :p... ramro...tara, jata bhaye pani...timi ta eek daam phadhan te jasto cha ne, ho?

aaaba...sajha sanga chai lop paryo jasto cha mero :s...kya thees k

anywayz...sathi aka runia ...timro jokes were really funny, haas-da haas-da mero ta peet nai dkukyo :(....
tara...mero yee jokes ko aaga de, ta timro rau-ney, ra peet dhu-kau ney jokes haru ta dudh, pani, chyai patti ra chini bina ko chyia jasto ho ra..... :p

******************
A sardar was urinating besides a car. A foreigner said to him "Aapke Yahan Police Nahin Pakadti".
He replied "Nahin Hamaare yahan khud pakadna padta hai!"
******************
Sardar ji got an email?and he was confussed, and he is thinking wat needs to do w/this mail:

If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still
cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase this,
u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!

Santa to to his son: Zindagi mein, batey tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge, sab kahenge, chal be chal aage chal.



Santa Goes to heaven
Santa Singh was in the hospital, near death, so the family sent for his friend Banta. As Banta singh stood beside the bed, santa Singh's frail condition grew worse, and he motioned frantically for something to write on. Banta singh lovingly handed him a pen and piece of paper, and Santa used his last ounce of strength to scribble a note. Then he died. Banta singh thought it best not to look at the note just then, so he slipped it into his jacket pocket. Several days later, at the funeral, Banta singh was visting Santa's family. He realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he'd worn the day Santa died. "You know," he said, "Santa handed me a note just before he died. I haven't read it, but knowing Santa, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all." He unfolded the note and read aloud, "You're standing on my oxygen tube!"


Sardarji was walking on the road and paused to read the graffiti on the wall. It read "Padne waala gadha? Sardar jithought for an hour, erased it and wrote back,"Likhne waala gadha.



Mrs. Sardar Singh was in the habit of having long conversation on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour. One day she hung up after 25 minutes."What is the matter today? asked her husband. "Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone." "I got a wrong number," replied Mrs. Sardar Singh.

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Sardar Singh was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defence. "They should not put up such misleading notices,"said Sardar Singh." It said , "FINE FOR PARKING HERE."

Two Singh?s were in conversation on the beach :
Sardar Singh :Praa ji , Es ko 'beach' kyue kaheete hai ?
Jasbindar Singh : Tumhe nahe pata ?
Sardar Singh : Nahe pata.
Jasbindar Singh: Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai esliye eesai beach kahete hai


Sardar ji complained to his friend about his wife ' My wife never agrees with anything I say. And we have been married for six years .' Mrs Sardar ji intervened, ' Not six we have been married for seven years !



A Sardarji, very proud of his humour used to say to his wife leaving for the office : 'Good bye Char Bacchon ki Maa' . One day his wife fed up of this answered : ' Bye Bye, Doo Bacchon Ke Baap'. That ended the husband's witticisms.
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Avtar & Kartar used to stay in same building . Avtar on the Ground floor & Kartar on the 25thfloor. One day when the lift was not working, Kartar invited Avtar for a Dinner. Avtar trudged up to 25th floor to find Kartar's flat closed from outside and had a note which read : 'How did you enjoy your dinner ? ' Not to be outdone , Avtar wrote under it, 'Sorry , I could not make it .'
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'Take me to the 10th floor,' said Banta Singh as he entered the lift of a high rise bulding. When the lift reached its destination, the liftman opened its gates and said, 'The 10th floor, beta.' 'Why did you call me beta?' demanded Banta Singh. D'I am not your son.' I called you beta because I brought you up,' replied the liftman.
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The collector asked Banta Singh for his rail ticket. Banta Singh searched his pockets but could not find it. 'Never mind,' reassured the collector, ' I will take your word that you bought your ticket.' 'That is very kind of you,' replied Banta Singh,'but if I don't find it, I want to know where to get off.'
*****************
Santa Singh : 'Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ?' Banta Singh : 'Yes, that's funny. And even if you make a hole at the top, how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?'
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Sardarji ( to doctor ) : Doctor, I have a problem.
Doctor : What's your problem?
Sardarji : I keep forgetting things.
Doctor : Since when do you have this problem?
Sardarji : What problem?

Letter

Letter from mother to son Santa Singh. Pyare Puttar, Vahe Guru. I am writing this letter slow, because I know you can't read fast. We do not live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen 20 miles from your home, so we moved. I wont be able to send you the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the numbers with them for their next house, so they would not have to change their address. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I am not sure it works too well. Last week I put 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since then. The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained 3 days, and the second time for 4 days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket. We got another bill from the funeral home. It said if we don't make the last payment on grandma's funeral, he will come up again. Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting grass at the cemetery . Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it's a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle. Your uncle Jatinder fell in a whisky vat. Some men tried pulling him out, but he fought them off and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days. There is not much more news this time. Nothing much has happened. LoveMom. P.S. I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.
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Santa's ferrari
Santa singh shows up at his friend Banta Singh's Place in a Brand New - Red Ferarri.
Banta: Wow Banta, ke gaddi hai (What a car)Kithon laiye (where did you get it from)
Santa:Main highway te lift mung reha se ... Gori Mem aaee te meine kende "want a ride Mr. Singh" I hopped in, and she took me to the woods. Once in woods she got outside took off clothes and said to me "Mr Singh. take anything"
Banta is quite excited and asks "tu ke keeta Santa "
Santa: Mian gaddi lai layee. (I took the car)
Banta: Changa keeta kapde tenu fit bhi nahi aane se (good showyou wouldn't have fit into her clothes)

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that?s its for today guys?aaba ta malai pani?..

anywayz?aaba ta janu paryo?.bhok pani lagyo?kai khaye ko chyina?gayera ?paila?pakau nu paryo pani?khunu paryo?.kasto wakka lagcha L


Most Nepali girls as well as boyz r manufactured copies of each other ----------------------? coming soon @ this thread ;)


Pease ;ut

aaa, timi pani school ma? :p... ramro...tara, jata bhaye pani...timi ta eek daam phadhan te jasto cha ne, ho? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
kasle bhaneko.???
guess gareko?:)hmm no comments..tara sachai ma dherai padhdina.aru koi napadhne bhayeko le taystoo dekheko ;)marcha malai tiniharu le dekhyo bhane hehe.

aaba...sajha sanga chai lop paryo jasto cha mero :s...kya thees k .>>>>>>>>>>>.
lop bhane ekdam buri chiz i tell ya..better stay as far as u can.

Jasbindar Singh: Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai esliye eesai beach kahete hai.....................>>>:)
aru ta sab suneko parecha:(santabanta bata ho?!

anyway keep it coming..
ma pani gayee.dherai use garnu thalyo sajha ajkal:(
bore lagnu thaleesakyo:(baba is lost!

laterz

Q: Why don't blind people skydive?
A: It scares the heck out of the dog.

Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.

Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A: Blow in her ear.

Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper


============================

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning, she got all her gear together and headed out to the ice.

When she reached her final destination, she cut a large hole in the ice and dipped the rod in. Then suddenly she heard a voice that said: "There are no fish in there".

So she moves to another spot and cuts another hole, but then the same voice spoke again and told her there were no fish in there.

So she moves again, and the voice tells her there are no fish in there. So she looks up and sees an irritated man staring down at her.

"How do you know there are no fish there?" asks the blonde.

So the man cooly says "Well first of all, this is a hockey rink, and second of all, you're going to have to pay for those holes."

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A Sardar reports for his university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his wallete out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet: true for heads and false for tails. Within thirty minutes she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still working furiously.

During the last few minutes, He is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is happening.

"I finished the exam in a half hour," he replies. "Now I'm rechecking my answers."
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A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and peeling the shells on the candies. Therefore, she needed a new job to support herself. After going around town asking if anyone needed work done, she found a man who needed a painter.

"I'm here for the paint job," she said.

"Alright," said the man. "Here is the paint and your brush. I want you to paint my porch behind the house."

The blonde immediately went to work painting. Within an hour, she was done and decided to put on a second coating.

After she finished, she returned to the man for her pay. She said with satisfaction, "I not only completed the job, but I even put on two coats of paint! By the way, that isn't a porsche out back. It's a new BMW.

"tara sachai ma dherai padhdina.aru koi napadhne bhayeko le taystoo dekheko ;)marcha malai tiniharu le dekhyo bhane hehe. " ruIna

ho ra...saachi? timi pani ma ra harkedaju jastai bigre ko ho ke kya ho? ;)
*no offence @ hake daju*
tara, yar....dont be like that....u should be pha-dhan te....and be a biiiiig manche in future. aani...desh ra pati ko sewa gaarnu hai ;)

ur jokes were awasom, runia....eek daam kukhura aauthyio and...wiz kid ur jokes were hallirious too ;)

ummmm,......yar...malai ta jokes khojda khojda wakka dikka lage sakyo....:(
aaba...pachi khojnu parla..hai

ruina sis great ones i do like that santabanta too. Kool site

smart dog(fido)

A boy goes off to college, but about 1/3 way through the semester, he
has foolishly squandered what money his parents gave him.

"Hmmmm," he wonders, "How am I gonna get more dough?" Then he gets an
idea.

He calls his father.

"Dad," he says, "you won't believe the wonders that modern education
are coming up with! Why, they actually have a program here that will teach
Fido how to talk!"

"That's absolutely amazing!" his father says. "How do I get him in
that program?"

"Just send him down here with $1000," the boy says, "I'll get him into
the course."

So, his father sends the dog and the $1000. About 2/3 way through the
semester, the money runs out. The boy calls his father again.

"So how's Fido doing, son?" his father asks.

"Awesome, dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't
believe this - they've had such good results with this program, that
they've implemented a new one to teach the animals how to READ!"

"READ!?" says his father, "No kidding! What do I have to do to get him
in that program?"

"Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class."

...And his father sends the money.

At the end of the semester, the boy has a problem. When he gets home,
his father will find out that the dog can neither talk nor read. So he
gives the dog away. When he gets home, his father is all excited.

"Where's Fido? I just can't wait to hear him talk and listen to him
read something!"

"Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. This morning, when I got
out of the shower, Fido was in the living room kicking back in the
recliner, reading the morning paper, like he usually does. Then he turned
to me
and asked, 'So, is your daddy still messin' around with that little redhead
who
lives on Oak Street?'"

The father says, "Oh, shit; I hope you SHOT that lyin' dog!!!

"I sure did, Dad!"

"That's my boy!"

badarni sis.............>>>>thank u:) lob u hehe

Hi Ruina, Happy New Year!

I actually found the "he ha ha ha..." on the thread title funny! :)

sitara di:)
hajur pani ....hehe thank u
happy new year!

Ruina sis your are most welcome lob you too.

phun tyme>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

once upon a time a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai. After a year, only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai.

"Demonstrate your skills!" commanded the Emperor. The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box and released a fly. He drew his samurai sword and * Swish! * the fly fell to the floor, neatly divided in two!

"What a feat!" said the Emperor. "Number Two Samurai, show me what you can do."

The Chinese samurai smiled confidently, stepped forward and opened a tiny box, releasing a fly. He drew his samurai sword and * Swish! * Swish! * The fly fell to the floor neatly quartered!

"That is skill!" nodded the Emperor. "How are you going to top that, Number three Samurai?"

Number Three Samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box releasing one fly, drew his samurai sword and *Swoooooosh! * flourished his sword so mightily that a gust of wind blew through the room. But the fly was still buzzing around! In disappointment, the Emperor said, "What kind of skill is that? The fly isn't even dead."

"Dead is easy." replied the Jewish Samurai. "Circumcision...now that takes skill!"
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A man goes to get his salary cheque and when he opens it he discovers
that his employer has overpaid him by Rs.200.

He decides not to tell anybody and keeps quiet.

At the end of the following month when he opens the cheque, he sees
that he's been underpaid by Rs.200.

Fuming, he goes to have it out with his employer. 'Sir, I think
you've made a mistake on my cheque.'

'And how do you figure that? his employer asks.

'It seems I've been underpaid by Rs.200.'

'Ja, so?'

'No disrespect Sir, but I want my money.'

'Last month I overpaid you by Rs.200 and you didn't complain so why
now?

'Well Sir, thing is I don't mind if you make a mistake once but if it
becomes a habit I have to say something'
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NIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice ones ruina. Tyo first one was nice. tara ali technical word bhayo kya. heheheheheh.....................................c wat i mean.

malai ta joke khojna pani aalchi laagyo aba ta. Dikka lagi sakyo.


OK guys, aba ma chai silet reader yo thread ko kya. hehehehehehe


Have a great day/ night, make ur own choice hai.

harkeDai

:)ohhhhhhhhhhhh

A sardar saw a beautiful girl.....he went and kissed her.....
Girl Said: What r u doing?
Sardar said: B.Com from Khalsa College, Chandigarh

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A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answers: Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?
The husband laughs and says: An English girl !!!
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: So, honey, how was the trip?
Very good, thank you.
And, what happened to my present?
Which present?
what I asked for, the English girl?!
Oh, that! Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if its a girl !!!*****************************************************************


Laloo Prasadji decides that he is a very popular and famous person, and like all famous persons, there should be a postage stamp issued in his honour.

So he orders Rabri Deviji,"Arre hammar photoo wala stamp nikalo." Rabri ji obediently calls all the ministers and officers concerned, tells them to get a postage stamp with Laloo ji's photooo on it designed by the best design house, printed on the best paper, applied with the best gum...after all, Lalooji ka stamp hai.

The stamp is made, and released with much fanfare.

However, Lalooji starts receiving complaints about it soon...people say the stamp doesnt stick!! Lalooji is furious,"Hum kahe the ki accha stamp banao..". All officials run helter skelter to find out whats wrong, and finally report back to Rabri devi, "Madam, the paper and gum are definitely of the best quality. In fact, even the printing is great - the photo resembles Lalooji exactly. The problem is, people are spitting on the wrong side of the stamp!!
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Laloo Prasadji decides that he is a very popular and famous person, and like all famous persons, there should be a postage stamp issued in his honour.

So he orders Rabri Deviji,"Arre hammar photoo wala stamp nikalo." Rabri ji obediently calls all the ministers and officers concerned, tells them to get a postage stamp with Laloo ji's photooo on it designed by the best design house, printed on the best paper, applied with the best gum...after all, Lalooji ka stamp hai.

The stamp is made, and released with much fanfare.

However, Lalooji starts receiving complaints about it soon...people say the stamp doesnt stick!! Lalooji is furious,"Hum kahe the ki accha stamp banao..". All officials run helter skelter to find out whats wrong, and finally report back to Rabri devi, "Madam, the paper and gum are definitely of the best quality. In fact, even the printing is great - the photo resembles Lalooji exactly. The problem is, people are spitting on the wrong side of the stamp!!
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no techniqal words:)

Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone.
Are you choking?
No, I really did!

Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!

Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
Use a pencil ?till I get there

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell?
Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?

Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something?
Yes - here's a kite!

Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?!
Stick your foot out and trip it up!

Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction!

Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I'm a bee
Buzz off can't you see I'm busy?

Doctor these pills you gave me for BO...
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping out from under my arms!

Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage.
Don't talk rubbish!

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep.
That's baaaaaaaaaad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth.
So why did you come around then?
Well, I saw this light at the window...!

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee
Have you tried taking the spoon out?

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a spoon!
Well sit still and don't stir!

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.
I'll deal with you later.

Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache?
Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you'll have a bad headache.

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me
One at a time please

Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?
I never make rash promises!

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a mosquito
Go away, sucker!

Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse.
Take one of these every 4 laps!

Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible!
What sister?

Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off.
Oh dear, that's a lot of calories!

Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion?
Of course, come back tomorrow!

Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out!
Certainly, which way did you come in?

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God
When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth...

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I?m invisible
Who said that?

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin.
Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then!

Doctor: You need new glasses
Patient: How do you know?, I haven't told you whats wrong with me yet
Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window!

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a snail
Don't worry we'll soon have you out of your shell!

Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple.
We must get to the core of this!

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a butterfly
Will you say what you mean and stop flitting about!

Doctor, Doctor I'm boiling up!
Just simmer down!

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an adder
Great, can you help me with my accounts then please

Doctor, Doctor I keep painting myself gold
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!

Doctor, Doctor I've broke my arm in two places
Well don't go back there again then!

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog.
How long have you felt like this?
Ever since I was a puppy!
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pack of cards.
I'll deal with you later!

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm turning into a frog
Your just playing too much croquet!

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a yo-yo.
Are you stringing me along!

Doctor, Doctor I dream there are monsters under my bed, what can I do?
Saw the legs off of your bed!
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Dherai bhayo, maamu le gaali garnu bho malai ta, joke padhera baseko bhanera, aba maamu le bhannu bhako school ko book pani padhnu parcha re, kya, la ma gaye aba mero school ko book padhna lai.

sssssssssssssssssssssssssss, ma class ma gayera sutchu bhanera maamu lai bhaneko chaina kya maile .hehehehehehehe

Ek samaya ma shiva ji prithivi ma aauna maan lagera tala jharnu bhaya chha. Jada Jada
uha Dharan pugnu bhayachha.

Tyahaa kehi keta haru Ganja tanera basi raheko dekhi uha samunne ma gayara bhannu
bhayachha "yaar malai pani ek pop deuna"

Keta harule shivaji lai Chinenan ra , la lau tara tanera thulo kura chai garne hoina ni bhane chhan.

Shivaji le hunchha bhanera Ganja tanna lagnu bhaya chha.

Kehi chhin pachhi uha le sochnu baya chha aaba keta haru lai satya kura bhannu paryo

Aani uha le bhannu bhaya chha keta haru ma ta Kailash bata aayako deuta Shiva hu ni.

Teti sune ra aauta keta le risayara jhatta bhanechha ma ta aagi bhandai thiya ni na kha bhanera khai halyo aaba big talk dina suru garyo.

Tapai haru le Daure ra bancharo ko katha ta padi saknu bhaya ko hola pathya pustak ma tara aaba ma lovi manchhe ko katha tehi para ma sunaudai chhu.

Aauta lovi le yaahi katha sune ko rahe chha ra ek din dherai paaune aasa ma usle aauta ghar ma bhayako kukhura lagera talau ma khase le chha.

kurda kurda panni jal devata aafno khkhura ko satta kehi paani na liyara aaya paachhi lovi dive hanera talau ma ham phale chha.

Taba usle dekha chha ke bhhane Jal Devta ta khkhura najikai banera masala phidhi raha nu bhaya ko rahechha.

Harkedaju ko jokes suney ra ta...malai kya...haas aauthyio...

khetititititititititi.....
daju, lau na....i cant stop lauging....kai uupaya cha...yo haso lai banda ganrey???

tell me hai, it would be really help full :p