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 Mai Hoon Naa...
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Posted on 05-26-05 7:48 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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No news is good news. Voulnteer work is hampering the development in Nepal so the Japani traffic baba is given a 30 days notice by our outstanding law enforcement agency..." Baba aba ghar jawu, laisen jaachna pugyo". Baba has his own problem too and he is not in the mood to step an inch back either..." hamro ghar tira sabbai automated cha, mailey ka gayera haat hallawuni aba? BTW, a tabloid reports Prince charles second honeymoon not going okay and Tom is frolickingly cruising with his nth girlfriend.Yes, I can definietly rely on that coz I see some kind of encouragement in his upcoming Everest project. But, I assume he understand the preety darn difference between indoor rock climbing and Jhyangmolongma expedition. Anyway, good luck to him... ..Hunata ma jasta bhusyaha alien ko ke laagla ra aasik! taipani subha-karya ma kina mookh chhodnu bhanera ni! I do not know....is it this summer heat or what ???Nowadays, my temper is reaching record high daily. I do not get enthralled nor do I have any emotion for anything whatsoever. DC ma rally bho..malai ke ta! phalano lay ni girin caad haanyo rey ni ta! ..Ye!!!....

After spending these many years, I am nowhere near in expressing the western emotion. No minute long 'oh my god', no pauseless 'Wouhhhh'. ..nothing. After Jerry's little paternity test, a 300 lb. Pumpkin Pie is all excited to meet her long lost junkie father and guess what! she has already ordered a fancy homemade father's day card and there I am... all emotionless infront of TV. Do I need Dr. Phil now as my guidance counsellor? Ewuta kura...Dr. Phil lai pir parey kaska jaani? ki pathaidini Baishali Tirtha yatra garna. Remember good old commercial!!!

Luga dhuni saboon yo..saboon dhuni paani..yo mun ke lay dhuni ho!!!
harey rama rama laijawu chara - dhaama ho...

Anyway, jokes aside... Mero pir ma sangai cha. Why is it so? Is it because I have completed full thirteen banbaas years in this foreign soil and still serving time for my fourteenth guptabaas year? From immigration point of view, you can consider it 'Guptabaas' untill I fix my illegal status within next fiscal year. So, I am the ARJUNA, doing daily nawutanki as advised by my dear hindustani lawyer who not only charge 100 bucks to fax my fake document to nearby immigration office but also pat my back in Sharookh Khaan style........Mai hoon na.......
 
Posted on 05-27-05 1:32 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Jira... Nice piece after a long time.. Good one... Lekhdai Garam.
 
Posted on 05-27-05 5:32 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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ल ल छ छ । Have a nice week end.
 
Posted on 05-27-05 7:30 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Jira is awesome.
 
Posted on 05-27-05 8:23 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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हो बा हो !!! जिरा ले कुरो त ठिकै गरेको हो .
 
Posted on 05-29-05 7:17 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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lawu na yo ta halka oralo lagecha :-)
 
Posted on 05-29-05 9:14 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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ahhhhh, Jira bro, made my day!!!

त्यसको बाजेको खप्पर मेरोपनि अचेल temper झनक्कै बढ्न थाल्या छ ? च्यापू मा punch हानेर बुद्धिबङ्गारा दाँत झारेर हात मा राखिदिम जस्तो लाग्छ, time time ma, bro. ehe. हुन त bro ko अर्जुन को हालत भए आफ्नो त झन् नकुल-शहदेव को हालत छ, re kyaa... The least significant pandavs in महाभारत.. ehe.

Jira bro, bro ले त्यो अमिताभ बच्चनको "आज का अर्जुन" भन्ने film हेर्या छ कि छैन ? छैन भने हेर्नु पर्यो ॒॒॒ त्यो भा.ज.पा. lawyer को नाडिंलाई एक चोटी बटारेर एक दुई line FILMI dialogue हान्यो भने ठेगानमा आउछ कि ?

(hehe... त्यो फिल्मि लाईन चाहि poonte dai ra Nepe bro lai लेख्न लगाउनु पर्ला ... hehe.. banner लेखि लेखि practice भा छ नि ... )

:D
 
Posted on 05-29-05 9:50 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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But ofcourse, I do understand Jira ji's writing! Wohan le po hamro bujhpachaoonu huncha ta! as always very enjoyable!

Kalanki, "Bhatkaidinchoo, sabai ko daant pani?"! :P
 


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