Resume for Nepal's leader:
Name: Sarkaar
Address: C/O: Parliament, New Delhi, India.
Born: yes
Nationality: I live in Nepal
Age: old enough to take over the country
Sex: yes please
Education: कालो अक्षेर भैंसी बराबर
Experience: Have killed in the name of peace, yet there is no Peace.
Achievements: Have managed to build a palace with the government salary and open a Swiss account. and yet managed to keep the county poor as always.
Future plans: sale Nepal in auction for either China or India. (Who ever offer the better amount)…… Hmm I mean better future for “My” Nepal and Nepali.
Hobbies: Hindi movies, Nepali girls (I also have a sales experience in this area), जाड्, रक्सी, तुरोत्, गान्ज, चरस (Have export/ import experience in this area) जुवा
Spoken languages:
Nepali: हमको नेपाली धेरी राम्रो लिख पड कर्ने आउछ
English: आइम भेरी गूड टू अङ्ग्रेजी स्पिकिङ्, थानकु वेरी मुछ
Hindi: हमे हिन्दी बहुत अक्छी तरह्से आती है
