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 JOKE OF THE CENTURY!!
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Posted on 05-22-07 8:17 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Folks it's just the copy paste.

A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children

walked up to her and said, "Mummy, why is my name Petal?"

The mother replied, "Because when you were born, a petal fell on your head."

The next baby walked up and asked, "Mummy why is my name Rose?" she replied,

"Honey!! because when you were born, a rose fell on your

head." The last baby walked up to her and said, "BLAS CLAFLAS YIFRASSAM TASSM

POONNFFFIINRTY." The mother replied, "Please be quiet, Fridge."
 
Posted on 05-22-07 8:54 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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You must have the whole roof fell on your head to come up with a shitty joke like this one.
 
Posted on 05-22-07 9:19 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Posted on 05-22-07 9:28 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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If you don't have a bit of humour left in you (probably must have forgotten

to laugh), that doesn't mean you come up with such a mean comment and tell

everybody where you come from and where you belong.
 
Posted on 05-22-07 7:20 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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dude, you should really consider changing your name! You're no where close from being cool.
 
Posted on 05-22-07 11:20 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Let me know when its time to laugh.
 
Posted on 05-23-07 12:50 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Sooo Mr. UnCool :P
 
Posted on 05-23-07 6:21 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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MrCool..pretty crackn joke if u ask me haha..dun think have ever heared/read this one before..

seriously!if jokes takes too much an intellect to understand..that be quite a..err..joke eh?;oP hehe..

anyways anymore?well even if its lame jokes for lame ppl!we got one here..others chai lukey ko cha jasto lagcha ;oP

good day!:oD
 
Posted on 05-23-07 6:29 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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oops was about to go when i remembered this..

well i cant really remember word for word..but the creator of the simpsons(wats his name?) used to once write tag lines for horror movies but quit cos he was so bad at it(thats wat they say :oS)

here are a couple he suggested for the movie "Return of the living dead"(anyone remembers this movie?used to send me shivers down my bone when i was younger and quite a yellow bellied chicken ..now a more full grown cock re kya ;oP haha)

"First they want to meet u ..then they want to eat u" haha

and this one really cracked me up :oD

"Why did the zombies cross the road?

to get to the other side - to eat some humans"
wahahaha

lame?maybe!but still funny aint it?well if u dun think so!u bloody zombie!!wake up!;oP hehe..ok before i become a zombie in the morn!

good day!:oD
 
Posted on 05-23-07 8:34 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Katzi,

I am Coool or Not it really depends on who am I dealing with.Furthemore, I have given

you the COOL answer for your mean commnet..wasn't that..? If you can't appreciate

other's affort why don't you realize it and try to grow up.. kids
 
Posted on 05-23-07 10:07 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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You're right - the comment was really COOL. As a matter of fact, it was as cool as your joke of the century was. And I truly appreciate your effort of posting the joke of the century here for us; I bet that other Sajha users must have genuinely appreciated it too. I am also realizing it (?) and trying to grow up from your last posting. Duh?
 
Posted on 05-23-07 1:45 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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I forgot the joke but it goes something like this.

son asks, mom why is my sisters name, Rose.
She was concived while we made love in a bed of rose.
why is my brother's name cornfield.
because he was concived while we made love in a cornfield....

but why are you asking all these questions, Torn Rubber ?
 
Posted on 05-23-07 6:03 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Mr cool's joke is like a broken Refrigerator-------------------  very UNCOOL.

 
Posted on 05-23-07 6:10 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Joke of the day?????????
 
Two old biddies were talking about their lives with their husbands since moving to a nursing home. They both agreed that life was good, but Ethel was rather upset because her sex life had really died. Mildred said that her sex life was great.

"The secret to great sex is this," Mildred couseled Ethel. "When my Sammy is getting ready for bed, I get undressed, lie on the bed and put both legs behind my head. When he comes out and sees me like that, he gets so excited we have wild sex the rest of the night!"

Ethel says, "I'm going to try that tonight!"

While Ethel's husband Harold is getting ready in the bathroom that night, she takes off all her clothes. Although it's a struggle, she gets one leg up and behind her head. Pretty soon, she has the other leg behind her head as well. After accomplishing this great feat, Ethel falls backwards and can't move.

It's not too long before her Harold comes out of the bathroom. With a shocked look on his face, he yells, "For God's sake Ethel, comb your hair and put your teeth in, you look like an asshole!"


 
Posted on 05-23-07 6:24 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Looks like 'Joke of the century'& Mrcool has turn out to be Joke of the century themselves.

 


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