Sorry could not resist, here are few Aggie jokes:
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What's the Aggie cheer? "I'm an Aggie , I'm an Aggie, I'm and A.G.G.....ah, oh well.. I'm an Aggie, I'm an Aggie, yea yea yea..."
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Why did O.J. want move his trial to College Station?
In College Station, everyone has the same DNA.
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What do Aggies think Cheerios are?
Donut seeds.
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3 Aggies in a car going to Disney World saw a road sign that said "Disney World Left". So they turned around and returned home, bitterly dissappointed.
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A guy walks into a bar and asks to the bartender, "Would you like to hear an Aggie joke?"
The bartender, who was a big guy, says "Now before you tell that joke take a look at that diploma, I went to Texas A&M, and you see that guy working the door, an equally large man, he went to A&M, and that guy over there playing pool, well he's an Aggie too, so now are you sure you want to tell that joke?"
So the guy says "Well not anymore, I would have to explain it 3 times"
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All in jest, guys, don't take it negatively. Texas A&M is a good school and Aggies are good sport, well most of them anyway.