You Know You Are a Nepali When.....*



You think Mustang is the name of a place.


You look up when you hear an airplane.


You point with your lips or with your middle finger.


Whenever you meet someone you ask, 'Have you had your food?' ( bhat khayao?)


You meet someone in a movie hall and ask, ' Have you come to watch a
movie?' (cinema herna ayeko?)


You call all action movies ' action pacck'


You meet an elder and he/she asks you, 'When did you come back?'


You know the three Ds of partying. i.e- dance, drink and dangdung
(fist/khukuri fight).


You think all festivals mean relatives playing cards and getting drunk.


You cannot drink without chicken chilly and momos.


You think chicken chilly and momo are nepali food.


You are crossing a one way street and you have to check both sides. ( daya
ani baya )


You get annoyed when people think you are from Naples.


Your relatives give you money whenever you visit them. ( even when you are
40)


When you see a pair of slippers upside down (ulta chappal) you have to
turn it around.


You don't cut your nails at night. (alas the devil might take You and your
family)


You feel you havent eaten if you havent had Bhath (rice).


You laugh at everything on Nepali TV but you still watch it.


You dont know that the buff you have been eating is actually short for
buffalo.


You have been dragged to a mandir on saraswati puja so that you will get
good grades.


You are not allowed to hum or sing while eating.


Your grandmum doesnt let you whislle at night.


You cant date someone if you are not in love.


You have a problem following rules and standing in line.


You call anyone rajesh hamal(famous Nepali Actor) if he has a long
back-hair.


You wait for someone going 'tinaa-falaam-boraa-botttle' when you have
loads of beer cans and bottles,


You watch Korean movie and try to act like one,


You miss those mountains you used to see the moment you opened your eyes in
the morning..


You go out for lunch/ dinner/ whatever in a group and look at the menu for
half an hour and order the following:
1. momo
2. chowmein
3. fried rice
4. chicken chilli


You think of titaura and your saliva glands go wild!!


You think Toyota Corrolla is the no.1 car in the world!


You can sing this song... 'super top, ma hun super top... ma luga lai seto
paarchu...'


You miss mango tart, wai wai, rara and hatichap chappal..


You are good at drunk driving, especially on motorcycles...



your conversation with any Nepali you just met always ends up being an
interview to unearth the degree of association with this person. (eh...Ghar
ka?? Lazimpat? Tyeso bhaye timile xyz lai chinchhau??)

- 90% of the time you end up knowing someone who knows someone who knows the
person.
- The remaining 10% of the time the person is your relative.



- You owned a dog, or knew of a dog named Tiger.


- you think cats are evil.


- you feel obligated to pay for everyone else when eating out with your
friends.


- you get a kick out revealing to some of your American friends that
Kathmandu is actually a real place and not just a word invented to mean in
the middle of nowhere (as in 'from Katmandu to Timbuktu')


- you didn't know Timbuktu was a real place in Mali, Africa.


- your American friends ask you if you have climbed mount Everest.


- you probably haven't even seen mount Everest.



- your favorite Hollywood actress used to be Phoebe Cates


- you pronounce Phoebe Cates as 'fobee cyats'


- You go crazy if you can't blow on your fingers after you touch your neck.
Or who ever's 4. fingers that touches your neck. (Natra Gaand aunchha kya)


- You drive your friends crazy by touching their neck and running away
before they can blow.


- You think you're better than Indians.

- You are afraid to step on any paper, or pen (You don't want to piss off
Saraswati and flunk an exam).


- you love the pungent, fermented smell of pickled bamboo shoots (tama) and
dried and aged vegetable leaves (gundruk) + you are drooling at the thought
right now.


- 'Babu' or 'Naani' is the default nickname for all male & female kids in the family since the
last 10 generations.

YAWN !!!!!

I would like to add few more facts

1. when somebody says" Today is my happy birth day"

2. when somebody wears T-shirt printeed " Happy new year 1999" in 2007

3. somebody thinks- he or she is the only an  honest person in the society, in the office and even in the country.

4.  when you ask someone 'did you attend that party? "  Nepali sabai khattam chhan, that's why I avoid Nepali gathering" ( real reason may be saving the few dollar).

I don't know about those but I always get one thing from new Nepali I meet.
"Kahile aako America?"
I say, "Jamana Bhayo".
And they ask "Green Card bhayo?"
And I think "fk man, none of your business".
And I always, always, always get this. Sometimes the question is kinda different
"bhai ko status ke ho ni", and I go "single". :P

You are Nepali, when you make FUN of neplease By some WH*RE A$$e$ here. I guess you all making fu$%ing are not in NEPAL. Stop acting you are civilized than rest of the nepali. Study shows Always underachivers tends to overrate themselves.

I think another is everyone asks directly how much you are making (per hour). How can people who are so unknown to you ask such direct questions?

Moment they open their mouth idiots

LAME LAME LAME!!!

U R NEPALI IF IT SAYS NEPAL IN YOUR PASS PORT (^_^)

You know you are Nepali when....

you are in Boston area, see a car in front of you that has the dealer's name on it, and all of a sudden you either feel embarrassed or can't stop giggling.

<car dealer's name is "muzi">

You are a true Nepali If you are proud of wearing daura-suruwal and dhaka topi when going out for national events.

Jai Nepal

You know you're a Nepali

you like to fart inside your blanket in the morning, then you dive in to smell it, and share the smell with anybody sleeping next to you by covering the blanket over him/her.

 

to be nepali you need to be kind hearted and jungi too according to the situation.. if you say above ways i am nepali then i am not nepali.. but i am nepali in my real principle..

You Know You Are a Nepali When you visit sajha.com once a day :)
San must be makkha :)

एउटा गीत याद आयो-
नेपाली हुन पबित्र आत्मा नेपाली चाहिन्छ,
नेपाली चाहिन्छ।
दौराको फेरले पराया मुटु छोपेर पुग्दैन,
हैन भने नेपाली न भन
बीरका छोरा नाती नभन।

You Know You Are a Nepali When you visit and photo session at Statue of Liberty,White House ,Central Park or else, must be you say, here i  ~ stand ~  am Nepali !

 

*this  Turkey wish Happy Thanksgiving Day.

 

 

1. when you have the habit of postponing your duties.
2. arrive office late....(this applies to me too :D)
3. wake up late on holidays...
4. don't have time to think for your nation.