[VIEWED 5338
TIMES]
|
SAVE! for ease of future access.
|
|
|
Samsara
Please log in to subscribe to Samsara's postings.
Posted on 05-16-08 9:27
AM
Reply
[Subscribe]
|
Login in to Rate this Post:
0
?
|
|
Here's what I read in Reuters today. Looks like the YCL females are going to extort the bras that our Nepali ladies wear (the males have been robbed already). Female citizens, pls refrain from buying expensive lingerie as your turn could come soon:
YCL steals undergarments of school-age children
Reuters AP, Kathmandu: The Young Communsit League (or YCL) are known all over the tiny Himalayan nation of Nepal for their social programs and voluntary work provided in the development of the recently democratic country. Besides their so called voluntary programs, they've been involved in other programs of beating those who oppose their atrocities, kidnapping, maiming, looting banks and even killing the very citizens they've vowed to protect. The regular police force cannot dare stop the mafioso operation of these YCL hoodlums as their members have now mirrored a police force that forcefully provides security among the locals in Kathmandu. These locals have faced a plague of problems ever since the influx of a few hundred thousand people from the rural areas who fled from their very YCL and Maoist atrocities. Moreover, with the recent Maoist win in the elections, hundrerds of thousands of YCL, Maoist army personnel and their rural supporters have come seeking their pie in the capital. They've been known to walk into any house they feel like and demand for food and shelter using threatful means if necessary.
On the 12th of May, YCL cadres allegedly walked into Dipendra Traffic Police School and headed straight for the dhobi or the clothes' washerman's quarters. There they forcefully beat and demanded that the dhobi put all the school chidren's underpants with a waist size of 27" and above into the basket ruck sack of Himalayan porters locally called a doko. Once filled to the brim with approximately 210 undepants, they let go of the dhobi after making him remove the very underpant he too was wearing, a waist 32". Once done, they left the school premises and headed back to the YCL Headquarters.
In light of this incident, Maoist supremo, Prachanday was asked about this incident to which he replied that the budget for new fatigues and undergarments were taking a little longer than expected in getting passed since the NRs 200 crores provided by the government for the Maoists and YCL cadres was still tied up within the bureacracy. As per Prachanday's words, "We have been looking into this situation and the culprits shall be punished." When asked about the NRs 200 crores budget provided for the YCL and Maoist Army, he said, "The money is put in a safe and sound place from where it would be used wisely and only for meaningful purposes." He then revealed that the safe place the NRs 200 crores was put in, was actually sewn into his mattress.
-Correspondent Samsara from the High Himalayas
Last edited: 16-May-08 01:28 PM
|
|
|
|
Captain Haddock
Please log in to subscribe to Captain Haddock's postings.
Posted on 05-16-08 9:33
AM
Reply
[Subscribe]
|
Login in to Rate this Post:
0
?
|
|
Ha ha ha ... that was hilarious! Very well written. You made my day - thanks, Samsara. Write some more. :)
|
|
|
Samsara
Please log in to subscribe to Samsara's postings.
Posted on 05-16-08 11:34
AM
Reply
[Subscribe]
|
Login in to Rate this Post:
0
?
|
|
Haddock, defn will, my good man, once the creative juices start flowing (which is, once in every 1000 posts). LOLs Have a great wkend.
|
|
|
pyaari kt
Please log in to subscribe to pyaari kt's postings.
Posted on 05-16-08 12:08
PM
Reply
[Subscribe]
|
Login in to Rate this Post:
0
?
|
|
Good one Samsara....its reality...
|
|
|
lootekukur
Please log in to subscribe to lootekukur's postings.
Posted on 05-16-08 12:10
PM
Reply
[Subscribe]
|
Login in to Rate this Post:
0
?
|
|
Looks like Sam has his 'Rupa/Dora' extorted last night hahaha... i thought this was real until i read the very last line. good job !. keep your 'creative juice' flowing brother
|
|
|
Samsara
Please log in to subscribe to Samsara's postings.
Posted on 05-16-08 12:42
PM
Reply
[Subscribe]
|
Login in to Rate this Post:
0
?
|
|
hahaha loote, last summer my "rupa" undie (the one with chor pockets and zippers in them) went missing from our local dhobi. Thinking back now and putting together the pieces, it must've been the YCL goons who hover around in my neighborhood for sure. hahahahah
pyari kt, am glad you enjoyed the article from Reuters (but out of the world's 6.6 billion peeps, only I seem to get that exclusive Reuters feed).
|
|
|
gurkha's
Please log in to subscribe to gurkha's's postings.
Posted on 05-16-08 12:45
PM
Reply
[Subscribe]
|
Login in to Rate this Post:
0
?
|
|
I will send my one to PRACHANDE CHOR...............
|
|
|
khaobadi
Please log in to subscribe to khaobadi's postings.
Posted on 05-16-08 2:39
PM
Reply
[Subscribe]
|
Login in to Rate this Post:
0
?
|
|
Guys stop worrying. YCL and Maoist will not need underwears anymore as they seems eager to start wearing dhotis. Hurry.
|
|
|
k6sathi
Please log in to subscribe to k6sathi's postings.
Posted on 05-16-08 3:06
PM
Reply
[Subscribe]
|
Login in to Rate this Post:
0
?
|
|
|
|
|
kanchu!
Please log in to subscribe to kanchu!'s postings.
Posted on 05-16-08 3:19
PM
Reply
[Subscribe]
|
Login in to Rate this Post:
0
?
|
|
good one samsara and khaobadi! you both are true in my eyes!
|
|
|
Eagle5
Please log in to subscribe to Eagle5's postings.
Posted on 05-16-08 3:21
PM
Reply
[Subscribe]
|
Login in to Rate this Post:
0
?
|
|
lol good one Khaobadi!!!!!!!!!!
|
|
|
pyaari kt
Please log in to subscribe to pyaari kt's postings.
Posted on 05-16-08 4:43
PM
Reply
[Subscribe]
|
Login in to Rate this Post:
0
?
|
|
Khaobaadi, you might be very true....The day might come soon...
|
|
|
Amazing
Please log in to subscribe to Amazing's postings.
Posted on 05-16-08 4:51
PM
Reply
[Subscribe]
|
Login in to Rate this Post:
0
?
|
|
Cool one, Sam bro
|
|
|
Samsara
Please log in to subscribe to Samsara's postings.
Posted on 05-17-08 1:25
PM
Reply
[Subscribe]
|
Login in to Rate this Post:
0
?
|
|
Hey there Amazing and the others, thanks.
BTW, this just in from Kathmandu :
Maoist Supremo To Return Stolen underpants
Reuters AP, Kathmandu: Due to the huge international issue brought about by the Maoist affiliated YCL stealing school-boys' underpants, word in the political arena is that Prachanday has pledged to return all the stolen underpants within the next few days. In addition, to avoid any more bad luck and such negative press on his party, he has solemnly agreed to sacrifice his own "dora" kattu by shredding it to bits and throwing it into the Bishnumati River after a rigorous ceremony of prayers with the high priests there. After that, he has scheduled a stop for some halwa-swari at one of the local tea-shops. In light of this scenario, all local tea-shop owners have allegedly been advised by the YCL to serve Prachanday the special chia (not the local one preferred by the rickshaw drivers) and it would be in their best interest to provide more halwa than what's usually served. And the final words of the memorandum sent to these tea-stall owners mention that the bill would be reimbursed only after the budget for the undergarments is passed by the Maoist bureacracy.
-Correspondent Samsara from the High Himalayas
|
|