A guy in Kathmandu, wakes up from a comma of 16 years. Here's his interaction with the doctors:
Doctors, "Congratulations!! You are back!!!"
Patient, "What do you mean?"
Doctors, "Well...do you have any idea how long have you not been awake for?"
Patient, "What are you talking about. I went to bed last night and got up this morning."
Doctor,"That's cute. You have no idea how long you have been in coma, how long has the world around you changed."
Patient, "What? I don't believe you."
Doctor, "Okay, ask us anything about present Nepal. You will be surprised how things have changed."
Patient, "OKay, do we still have loadshedding?"
Doctor, "Ummm...yes, but ask something else."
Patient, "Has Melamchi come to Ktm finally?"
Doctor," How about you ask us something else?"
Patient, "Okay, is Koirala still the PM and Nepali Congress still the ruling party?"
Doctor, "I think you are right. I think the entire country was in the Comma and you are perfectly normal. Nothing has changed."

haha good one

nice one

"So, a guy wakes up from a period..." ;)

This is awesome! This has been converted to an image to share in Facebook for more exposure!

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=747290551962769&set=a.192699430755220.46779.122084024483428&type=1&theater&notif_t=like

That was awesome Neo! Picture does add extra effect to it.

I realized this when I wondered how after 16 years of struggle, thousands of lives lost in the "peoples-war," and 1.5 decade of "revolution" we are back to where we started. Sometimes getting back to the starting line is also a progress (specially when you were going back), so let's hope this time we will have a real start.

That is awesome Lekhak. Long time!

A bit of pet peeve. Could someone change that last sentence's Comma to coma? unless of course you mean we're stranded in a , (comma) and fail to deliver a clause after that :)

He he he (crackle) very good one :) This must be party joke for politicians.

Hi Lekhak, this was a very creative piece and I loved it. I was not sure if you created it so i put "adapted by sajha Lekhak". If it was your own then you deserve full credit for it because it was very aptly put! It is becoming one of the highest viewed posting in the sajha fb page! Kudoss to you once again!

Snurp I did correct the first 2 occurrence but missed the last one. Hope you can live with it since I can't change the pic in FB without deleting it.

Anything to spread the Sajha massage; I am actually honored. I give credit to the eye-catching presentation.
It's all original by the way. Good catch snurp, I am seriously confused between coma and comma.

This is really interesting. Thank you Lekhak, for sharing this and I admire your creativity.