I have a friend who drinks beer like a juice, everyday 12 packs of beer and  smokes like a train, 2-3 packs of cigarettes a day. People eat breakfast when wake up but he starts his morning with a beer. I have to feed him breakfast, lunch and dinner plus free rent. Sometimes he leaves the window open with aircondition on and I have to pay 150 a month for 2 bed apt. we got a goat from some farmhouse for Dashain but he took a full solid bag of fresh goat meat and gave it to other Nepalese like he is very generous without asking me when he never paid for that goat. Further he will leave nothing even the quarters and pennies from piggy bank. He will put his hands everywhere he could and takes my money from any place he finds. He is always mean and cursing at me like tero paisa tirchu r***** ko ban this n that. Without asking he takes my car and hits the bumper and flcikering lights. I haven't fix the lights yet. Hopefully I won't get pull over and then ticket. Whenever we go to the club, I have to pay for his entrance fee and then buy a beer and provide him money for tips. After he gets drunk he always put me in a loss. Last time I told him to take a picture but he dropped the phone and smashed the screen of my Iphone. it costs me 200 to fix as something inside got messed up too. Sometimes he drinks until a white foam comes out of his mouth. His family wants him back Nepal. I told him to go but he won't listen. But if he go to Nepal chances are he will die as we all know local tharra kills people everyday. I betchya local sauni ko tharra is the one he can afford.

Keep the conversation going. It's getting interesting.

Keep the conversation going. It's getting interesting.

:o i just wana know how long it took 'ramprasadneupane' to write his response.

Ramprasadneupane's response made this thread worth following. Great reply RPN.

I think RPN bro copied from some source to prove divorceguy copied too.

Richard! dharmashala kholeko hoina, rent aafaile tirchu, u basna aako 2 months jati vayo, tyo nabasda pani ma eklai basthe so rent ko ta afaile tirne ho, aaba aayo food ma, dherai khaye bihana tea, bread ra eggs khane ho, lunch aaba tehi dal bhat ta holani, ma gahr ma hunna. So not a problem k tara everyday give me 10, 20 I l pay u vanera beer kinera khada sarai ris uthne. Khan khayos kehi vandina, sathi ho tesmathi bidesh ma ek arkako help garnu parcha. This is real guys, I have kicked him twice but he keeps calling me and I have to go n pick him up, Everyday he is drinking, Dashain ho beer khau re, aafu chai aafno business ma kaam garera pasia save gara, toy chai deuso vary beer ra masu chapaudai kotha nai dung dung ganaune gari bascha, na dish wash garcha na dinner pakaucha, na kotha clean garcha, katti po chance dine, sudhrela vanyo sudhrineta namai lidiana, maile kasari Nepal pathaune, jabardasti plane ma kochera pathauna mildaina, US jasto one of the best country ma cha, teslai kasari Nepal jasto third world country ma ja ma kasari vanau, Nepal ko local tharra khayera bata bata ma ragat vomit garne haru dherai dhekeko thiye, aafno fren pani bata ma ragat vomit garos vanera ma herna chahanna, he is better here as the beers here won't kill compare to Nepali local tharra. he is from a brahman family, family ko naak katla Nepal ma, swasthani panda chodera jaad khayo vanera duniya le vanla. I do have flaws too, but still i take care of myself. but this guy never changes. May be when he dies, evey one will be in peace. About all the things I post in sajha they are real. I have affair with married woman. Somebody was saying I seek attention. I do but all the things I posted on sajha is real. I wan marry that woman and live with her until I die. Her husband need to let her go. If she wants to be with me, the society should understand our love. When a woman stays with her unstaisfying hubby, people show mercy but when she leaves a hubby and marries her boyfriend, people talk shit and point fingers at her, what a pathetic society we have. Jia Nepal, real talk, Real G, one man army, hallelujah baby!

Shame on you RPN. You know divorce guy just went through a hefty divorce. He is so gullible he is paying child support for 3 Mexican kids from his Ex's ex. He lost his house in Nepal to a girl in US. Now he is looking upto you for a shoulder to cry on and you go completely screw him up like this?

Btw, that was a brilliant post. Bichara lonely guy wants to make up story and get some feedback, you are doing a good favor to the guy.

We need a response to all the latest allegations in the last post!!

kiddo, i didn't make up the story, it's real, i dunno why you think I am fake.

3 Neprimcan child support in USA and the couple in Neapal , house he had in Damauli is gone too?
That is why there is a saying " thutuno ra mutuno ku-Thaaumaa nachalaau" . You rip as you harvest.

he he he "You rip as you harvest" this one takes the cake in the entire thread.

It's good he didnt' say "You rip as you sew" LOL x LOL

would have been awesome if he had said "You rip as you show"

I don't know this Ram Prasad Neupane, liquor store 10-10 re, gahnta hanne manche jasto lagyo kya ho, US ma party moj masti ra gori kehlauna aako hoon, paisa kamuna aako hoina.

Dear DivorceCow

I know you pretty well, and I am assuming you know me as well :) Just let me stay in the apartment for free and take care of my expenses and I will be fine. Happy Dashain la?  By the way, Tihar ma taas khelne paisaa chaayiyathyo, de la !

Your Inspirations:

1. Bhuwan KC
2. Dark Prince Niroula
3. Angkaji
4. नन्द प्रसाद अधिकारी
5. कुमार घैंटे
6. गगन थापा
7. नेप्रिकन निल ओझा
8. Khushbu Mishra
9. CK Raout
10. Anju Panta 
11. rekha thapa
12. Bhim Niroula
13. Tara Niraula
14. Sailes shrestha
15. Amit shah
16. Malina Joshi
17. Khusbu Oli
18. KP Oli
19. Priyanka Karki
20. Don chari
21. Srilankans and Kallus/Mexicans
22. Nisha Adhikari
23. Namrata
24. Priyanka

Your Fetishes:

1. Amazing Gori surfer girl
2. A Nepali woman who can surf and has a body like Amazing Gori surfer girl
3. A Nepali girl who can skate and surf and has a body like Amazing Gori surfer girl
4. The  Amazing Gori surfer girl with dami figure who can skate and surf 
5. The Nepali woman who can surf and has a body like Amazing Gori surfer girl  who can skate and surf  with dami  figure   like jennifer lawrence, kate upton, Victoria Justice and others

Your Livelihood:

1. Although you have been living in Houston, been to California twice for Asylum, you actually want to settle in Queens New York
2. You want to be promoted to the  Day Time Full time cashier in the Gas Station Houston  where you work Night Shift and you are agressively looking to hire a replacement for the night shift
3. You are from Maharajgunj, but there's an outstanding allegation that you are from Damauli !
4. You are 29. Not Married. Not Divorced. But you like a woman who is 34, married to a guy who you know and want  would like her to be divorced
5. You came to the US as a F1 student 193 weeks back and you still wear the Nepali shoes 8.5 Nepali size
6. You hate illegal Nepali immigrants, because you came in legally.
7. You are out of status in the US since you did too much of community college hopping around searching for lowest fees and least credit
8. You want to travel to 37 Countries where Nepalese Can Travel Without a Visa
9. You were so fascinated about the ALS bucket challenge but did not have the balls to do that although our room mate did it ad posted it on facebook. Actually, no one challanged you
10. You are afraid of deportation
11. You are fascinated with Hands Up! Don't shoot!! - Wannabe Neprican Solta :). Neil is your ...... (suspense).....
12. I thought you were a Newar. You are a ज्यापु ?
13. You were involved ni the Miss Nepal US 2014 with Free Pass, dressed up and posed like a model everyday but never got a click.
14. You were involved in the NRN Elections, campaigned but did not vote
15. You have been to a casino once, that too in Oklahoma, and your goal in life is to win $150k through gambling. You have been trying to find an online gambling business.
16. You hate 2 Nepalese who went from F1 to Citizenship through MAVNI. They already have houses, graduation and are happily married. But you failed miserably in everything.
17. At times you think of going back to Nepal for good but dont have the guts for it. You want to earn that $150k first.
18. But you are sad with the way Nepal government is fuctioning and your repeated suggestions have been ignored by Koirala Government
19. Your favourite dream vacation is Bahamas, Aruba and Costa Rica.
20. Your idol is Kaushal Niraula
21. You were granted an exclusive visa to work in a liqor store, own some kind of business, do moj masti while khelaaudai gori. But, you did not come here to earn money.

And your weaknesses are:

1. पेन्टी
2. हस्तमैथुन
3. Nepali Drunk Guys Dance

P.S. All characters and circumstances appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Fictious facts above are derived from the legendayr postings of DivorceGuy.

@Power_Ranger, Thanks for the interest :) Thanks for the interest :) Thanks for the interest :)
@pirka - That response took about an hour. But this new one took my half day off my Monday job after dashain hangover :) Totally worth it man.
@Jhapali_Thito - Lets wait for the sequel :)
@facebook - I googled every bits and pieces of it man. It my original plagarism.
Kiddo - I would never screw this guy man, but look at him, he's one lonely RealG, One Man Army, Jia Nepal, real talk guy. Aren't i doing him a favor hanging out with him?
@DivorceCow, Whats up? इस्काइ ?

I haven't opened a dharmasala for that guy, my money i worked for is mine, aarkako paisa ma moj garne manche haru parasites ho

this thread just made my fucking day!

@ramprasad boro, i salute your efforts to find out truth about @divorceguy. But this guy is not worth of that much time and effort. As krk said he is 2 rs people. :)

DivorceCow: Ramailo po garya ta myan! yesto senti bhai dine?

Hoina, aafno posting haru ghari ghari edit garnu parne chaahi kina ho? tetti ni confidence chhaina solta?

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Basically this shows your shift at the gas station ends at 4 PM. From 4 to 9 you go back to your own threads and edit stuff. Your most frustating time of the day is around 7:55PM, just before I leave for my night shift.

@wtf - yo dhago bata diusai yaunik ananda linu bhayeko ma dhanyabad :)
@facebook - PaarpachukeKeto baraaliyeko dekhera nai prerana aayeko ho. krk said it right, ahile ali ghatya chha $$ ko bhau, Paarpachuke keto ko bajar bhau Rs 1.96 ho aaja ko Nepal Rashtra Bank ko forex bamojim. http://www.nrb.org.np/fxmexchangerate1.php

@DivorceCow urf Paarpachuke Keto - Thanks for the truth. Finally u acknowledged that you do work for money and not run a business. Eagerly waiting for your rebuttal of each of the items listed under Your Fetishes, Your Livelihood, Your Inspirations and Your Weaknesses hai ta? La 3 bajna laagyo, timi ni kaam bata aaune aaune bela bho. Aaja bihana ko anda paauroti chaahi sahi thiyo bhatij. Yestai banaa la. Ani tero siraani muni lukayeko $35 maile lagya ho, bina bithha ma arka lai hijo gaali garera.

@punter excellent guess. paarpaachuke keto ko rebuttal kuram na hoina?

Ho ramprasad bro,, did u see "belly workout" video of swisher in FB ,