2 sardar ji were taking their first train trip to puna on the train.....a vendor came down the corridor selling bananas which they'd never seen before....each bought one...
the first sardar ji eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel ......when the train emerged from the tunnel after half a minute...... he looked across to another sardarji and said.....i wouldn't eat that if i were you......

why not? says the other sardar

i took one bite and went blind for half a minute........:)

Once Sardarji was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security guard told Sardarji "WAIT SIR"
For which Sardarji replied "65Kgs" and moved on...

balle balle balle all jokes were hilarious

here u go another joke by sardar ji

sardar ji was travelling on a plane from delhi to London. As soon as he boarded the plane he went to the front section of the plane and took a business class seat. When the hostess found sardar ji had an economy class ticket, she asked him to move back to his own seat, but he refused.Other hostesses also tried,but stiil sardar ji did not want to move from there.A man seating next to sardar ji got an idea.
Man asked" Well! sardar ji where you heading to?"
sardar ji replied,"London"
The man said," Sardar ji , this front part of the plane goes to Tokyo and back part goes to London".
After hearing this ,sardar ji scrambled out of his seat and ran towards the economy section on the plane.

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Hari Singh and Gani Singh got fed up with the Indian Govt and decided to blow up the parliament. They took 2 bombs, put them in a suitcase in the front seat of their car and set off. Hari Singh asks ýWhat happens if the bombs blast off nowý. Gani Singh says ýDon't worry. I have a spare bomb in the back seat ý.

Once an intelligent Sardarji goes for an interview.
Manager asks, "So.. Mr. Singh , what do u expect for the salary ?"
Saradarji : "Jyada nahi saab, bus mahine ka 80 hazaar rupaye, Ek chota sa bunglow, Ek gadi, ar kuch naukar-chakar"
Manager: "Ok Mr. Singh, Hum aapko mahiney ka ek Lakh pachas hazzar rupayei, Ek bada sa bunglow, Ek BMW gadi with a Driver, aap ke baccho ko school ka admission, aur 10 Naukar apki wife ke liye"
Sardarji is very excited
Sardarji : "Kyo saab majaak kartey ho!"
Manager: "Shuru kisne kiya tha?"

Three men were applying for the same job as a detective. One was a Sardarji,
one was Jewish, and one was Italian. The chief decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision upon that answer. When the Jewish man arrived for his interview, the chief asked him, "Who killed Jesus Christ?" The Jewish man answered without hesitation. "The Romans killed him." The chief thanked him and he left.
When the Italian man arrived for his interview, the chief asked the Same question. He replied "Jesus was killed by the Jews." Again, the chief thanked the man who then left. Finally the Sardarji arrived for his interview, he was asked the same question. He thought for a long time, before saying,"Could I have some time to think about it?" The chief said,"OK, but get back to me tomorrow." When the Sardarji arrived home, his wife asked "How was the interview ?". Sardarji replied, "Great, I got the job,
and I'm already investigating a murder

One sardarji was appearing for his University final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit. The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. "Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar," he says, " it says here, 'Answer the following questions in brief'.".
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One rainy day Sardar singh was travelling by his new FERRARI car. He was not a very good driver and so, did not have complete control on it. Mike tyson was also riding his bike on the same road . At a speed breaker sardar's car came in contact with tyson's bike . Tyson got very angry.
He dragged sardar out of the car and threw him a few yards away from the car. Tyson then drew a small circle around sardar and shouted " Hey !! It's not easy for you to damage my bike and get away . Now i will be thrashing your car. You should stay inside this circle and watch me smash your car. If you come out of the circle, I will kill you immediately".
Then tyson turned towards the car and he smashad its side indicators. Then he looked at sardar . Sardar looked at tyson sarcastically. Tyson's anger grew and he smashed the window panes and then again looked at sardar. Sardar grinned at tyson. Tyson was confused. Tyson could now not at all control his anger and he broke the side doors and tore away the seats of the car. Then he again looked at Sardar. Sardar was laughing so hard that he could hardly stand. This time Tyson came to Sardar and he told " oh ! what is this ? I am spoiling your expensive car and you are so happy about it ?" Sardar replied " Every time you turned towards the car I was out of the circle and you did not notice it . I have fooled you. You are a fool .."
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Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *again* barefeet!"
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Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says," break nahi mar sakta tha kya?"
Sardar replies "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di....."

Sirdar ji was on his way to work on a bicycle. A lady stopped him on the way and asked him if he can give her a ride to her college. He said "achha achha, jump in." So, she hopped on but after a little bit noticed it was a lady's bicycle.
Lady: "Are sardarji, ye to ladies bicycle hai."
Sardar: "Ji ha, meri cycle tutt gai aaj, isiliye wife ki cycle le chala.
Lady: Toba Toba, Ye ladies cycle me dande kaha se aai?
Sirdar: Kaun si dande ki baat karr rahe hai aap?
Lady: Yehi dande jisme mai abhi baith rahi hu.
Sirdar: Oh madam saab, wo aap Dande me nahi mere Lande me baith rahi hai na.

One day a girl proposed to a sardar and sardar denied simply saying that in our family, we marry only our relatives....

MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD
MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHHABHI
MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON

SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!

Chota sardaar: Papa, papa, ye Ford kya hoti hain?
Badha Sardaar: beta, ye Ford Gaddi hoti hain
Chota Saardar: papa,papa,ye Oxford kya hoti hain
Badha Sardaar: beta, Ye Oxford Bail Gaddi hoti hain.

sofaking that was already mentioned by Relax Singh :)




Sardarji is sitting in a bar sipping Black Label Johnny walker when he noticed a gorgeous blonde sitting by herself in a corner. As he was getting up to talk to her.

Bar Tender said "Hey don't worry about her, She is lesbian! ".

Sardarji : "Lesbian or no lesbian, I get all of them" and he stylishly holding his whiskey in his left hand walked to her table. Then leaping forward in a very sexy voice he said "Where exactly in Lesbia, you from?"

A Master Thief in London was giving a Coaching Class on Stealing and had students from all over the world. The Indian happened to be a Sardar. After several grueling classes on Theory came the final and decisive class of all, a practical demo.

The master took all his pupils to a house nearby in the darkness of night and entered that. But by mistake he overturns a vase.

Owner : Who's that?

Master: Miaooow...

The owner is satisfied and goes back to sleep. Mission accomplished.

The Sardar is very impressed. Returning to Punjab, he decides to open a similar class for his fellow Sardars. Does so and follows the same schedule of theory classes.

Then he goes for the demo with his pupils. Enters the house of a rich Sardar in darkness, and tells the other Sardars, " These are the various steps for stealing. You just observe. " Firstly, he goes and overturns a vase.

Owner : Koun Hai ? ( Who's that ? )

Sardar : Mai Billi . ( I am the cat.)

Owner : Oh, Billi ( Oh. Cat.) and goes back to sleep.

Once a small sardar boy was beaten on ass by teacher for not turning in the home work.
It was hurting and after returning home he stood in front of mirror and check his ass.Seeing it he murmured "Sale ne mar mar ke do tukde kar diya".

There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street.
All the sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general 'balle balle' is on.
The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its a marriage baraat. So one of them asks Santa Singh, "Singh Saab, aap ka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur aap naach rahe ho?"
....comes the reply, "Haan ji! Hai hi baat badi kushi ki!!! Aaj paheli bar ek sardar "brain" tumour se mara hai!!!"

once again there was this sardarji who sees whole lots of people running on the highway. he asks a bystander as to why are the guys doing what they are doing.
The bystander explains that a Marathon race is going on
Sardarji : What do they get from that?
Bystander : The winner will get a prize
Sardar : Then why are the others running?

Banta Singh got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone.
"Is this one one one one?", says the voice.
"No, this is eleven eleven."
"Are you sure it isn't one one one one?"
"No, this is eleven eleven."
"Well, wrong number. I am Santa calling, sorry to have woken you up on the middle of the night."
"That's all right, mister. I had to get up to answer the telephone anyway."

Sardarji asked his doctor if there was a test to determine if he was gay.

The doctor said, "Yes, there is. Please pull down your pants."

Sardarji pulled down his pants, the doctor grabbed his testicles and told him to say 55.

Sardarji said, "55."

The doctor then grabbed the man's penis and told him to say 55.

Sardarji , "55".

The doctor then told the man to turn around, and putting a finger in Sardarji's anus he once again told him to say 55.

Sardarji , "1...2...3...4...5...6...7..8..........."
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One day Sardarji is taking the bus from Baneshwor. When the bus reached to the babarmahal the conductor said "Babarmahal jharne koi chha". After that bus reached at maitighar and again the conductor said 'Maitighar jharne koi chha". The bus reached the Singhadurbar and the conductor said " Singadarbar jharne koi chha. the sardarji suddently said " oh bhai singhadarbar nai darbarshingh bol."

May i know whose nickname is KoHOTyo. where he is from?

It's my name pokharelikancha, do you have any problem with it?
And give me a one good reason why should I tell you where I am from.......P.E.A.C.E