JUST FOR FUN... AND SOME FACTS... ENJOY... AND LAUGH OUT LOUD...
1. You know the real name of Mt.Everest.- Sagarmatha
2. You know Buddha was born in Nepal and not in India.
3. You love momo and would do anything for it.
4. You know "Ganjha is really cheap in Nepal.
5. You Know, you can buy a Kg of Ghajha under a $1.
6. You can smoke with Babas during Religious Events, ShivaRatri.
7. You can bribe anyone even the Cops.
8. You can kill a person and get out under $1000.
9. You know the value of $1 =70Rs++
10. You welcome tourists and their money.
11. Sherpas are from Nepal and not from China.
12. You are proud of Gurkhas and their braveness.
13. You are jobless or in search of opportunity.
14. You stay with your parents until you get married.
15. You support China rather than India.
16. You prefer rice at least 2 times a day.
17. You have more cultural days than regular days.
18. You watch a lot of Indian movies.
19. You decline to be called an Indian.
20. You are influenced by Western society or live outside of Nepal.
21. You eat everything with your hand.
22. You do not like dhotis.
23. Your parents most likely choose who you get married to.
24. Most likely you meet the person you date on myspace, hi5 or some other online website.
25. The only sport you can go professional in is dandi beu.
26. You know that nepals national food is gundruk and dhedo yet you havent tried it yourself.
27. You see girls who talk a lotta shit online but are the virgin mary in real life.
28. You got 2 lives, Online and Real Life.. Online is more active than real life...esp. for nepali girls.
29. You know a nepali when you see them on the street most likely they are the loud and obnoxious one speaking in foreign language.
30. When your relatives come to visit they stay in your house no matter how many of them gotta sleep in a single room.
31. You still think about who is a bahun and who is a newar, who is a bhote and who is a pode.
32. You change your fashion style in 2 weeks, the 2 weeks that you have been in a foreign land.
33. If you're a nepali college attender, you either study science or engineering.
34. You go to ANA to make fun of other nepalis about stuff they do, which most likely is also one of your hobbies.
35. if you live in US, you love going to ANA and party till u get drunk
36. You have no idea that there is such a thing as underground music.
37. When something goes wrong you go "cmmmmmmaaa" dinai bigryo dinai bigryo.
38. You love making fun of Ugly and Fat Girls!!..????lol
39. You go to chat rooms with nick names such as hottestguy, hotgirl, sexylady when in real life you butt ugly.
40. Your parents worry about dowry (daijo) the day your mom gets pregnant.
41. if you're nepali, u cant divorce and get stuck with 1-vagina.
42. You can go to any hispanic parade and pass as one of them.
43. You know you a nepali if your last name is gaikhane.
44. You know you are a nepali if you run out of forks and spoons at a cultural festival and tear up paper plates as a replacement.
45. You serve more gods than all the gods combined of other religions.
46. You add nep to everything and never realise that adding nep makes every single word sound gay.
47. You are a nepali when you refer to other nepali ppl influenced by hiphop as nepsythugs.
48. You know you are nepali when you refer to the king as Gyanu uncle.
49. You know you are a nepali when you translate rap songs into nepali as a pass time hobby. example "mero hapsis nachdain, khali pant mathi sarchan. ani dhunga tadha, dhunga tadha.
50. You know you are a nepali if you take the most candies in the plane. its like a competition with you guys.
51. You do groceries at sabji mandi and hong kong supermarket in the same day.
52. If you hear the word free you go there even if it is free tampons. If its free you will take it.
53. You know you are nepali if you are willing to travel 50 miles to save 2 $.
54. You know you are nepali if you have ever sang "badar ko rato chaak"
55. You know you are a nepali if you think the national anthem should be changed to "hami nepali suruwal fhukali hagna bascham condo uchali hey hey."
56. You know you are nepali if your plate has more goat meat than rice.
57. You know you are a nepali if you think the number 36 is hillarious.
58. You know you are a nepali if your last name is longer than 15 letters.
59. You know you are a nepali if you left other valuables in nepal just so you can bring a khukuri.
60. You know you are a nepali if you have a fake black belt certificate.
61. You know you are nepali if your msn has more friends than your school.
62. If you see someone picking their nose or ear in public then they are nepali.
63. If you call the New Jersy turn pike the tunkey pie then you are nepali.
64. If you chat for 3/4 of the day you are a nepali.
65. You know you are nepali if you compare baseball to cricket.
66. You know you are a nepali if you have ever wondered " why is american football called football they dont even touch it with their feet."
67. You know you are a nepali if you have a tuppe.
68. You know you are a nepali if you call 5'7" tall.
69. You are a nepali if you are shorter than a mexican.
70. You are nepali if you plan on naming your children harkey birkey rambahadur harigopal humagai.
71. You are a nepali if you prefer to be called tibeten.
72. You kick white people's ass in Mathematics.
73. When the teacher calles attendance and there is a long pause causing the teacher to ask you for your name even after reading it like 30 times.
74. You know you are a nepali if you know more about U.S. History than anyone else in the school.
75. You know you are a nepali if all your politicial knowledge comes from hari bansa and madan krishna.
76. You know you are nepali if you have 1 and a half gym credits in 4 years of high school.
77. U know US Geography, while u still struggle with Nepali geography.
78. You know never to take a dive in bagmati and bishnumati.
79. You know you are a nepali if you think a carrom board always makes the best present. even for marriage.
80. You used to bully the madhesis in nepal. mainly chana chatpate and panipuri madiseys.
81. You used to get free haircut in Nepal bullying while u pay $15 in here.
82. You know who the khali sisi purano kagaj madisey is by name.
83. You go shopping with your parents at the age of 23.
84. There is a strange smell in class and everyone runs away except you.
85. You know you are a nepali if you like good shit aka ramro achi aka pavitra tatti.
86. You know you are a nepali if you know hindi but are ashamed to admit it.
87. You are a nepali if you think dhoti is a race.
88. You are a nepali if you wear dhoti to do puja but dont wanna be called one.
89. You are a nepali if you yell guahaar guahaar when you are in trouble.
90.You are a nepali if you think Mahabharat and/or Ramayana and/or ChandaKanta are all commedies made by dhoties.
91. You are a nepali if you get 100 in math and your parents still yell at you for not getting the extra credit.
92. You are a nepali if you wash ur ass with water and your left hand instead of toilet paper.
93. You are a nepali if reading this you said "oho ma ta bhuglukai dhale" over 20 times.
94. You are a nepali if susu darling is your favourite imaginary girl friend.
95. You are a nepali if you refer to your nepali cousins as pattu hajurbuas.
96. You know you are a nepali if you go out with a girl and the whole community knows about it before your parents do.
97. You know you are nepali if you go bald before your dad.
98. If your mom combs your hair on the first day of collage with tori ko tel you are a nepali.
99. You know you are a nepali if you add ing to every word like haging, ghicing, ganaying, pading etc.
100. You know you are a nepali if you are the only dumbass who read this whole thing and can relate to more than two thirds of it.
HAHA LOL... COURTESY OF PRATEEK RAJBHANDARI FROM HIS FACEBOOK GROUP
