source: oursansar.com

Hahaha..too much socialism has spoiled our country..now, everybody thinks they have right to do anything..

this should be the joke of the year. see how love can damage the country. stay away from marrige.

Dear Sajha Pals,

 This is one of the perfect example of how Nepalease are becoming  victims of Chakka Jaam. The other 10 genuine reasons of Chakka Jaam and Banda are as follows:

1. Hen,cock,goat etc if killed on the road by the vehicle  as if the pets have equall right to hang around on the highway.

2.The other defence Chakka Jaam is mandatory to protest against the consequences of the strike. It seems like there are no other single way to protest against the strike.

3.Because people can be easily announced as Martyrs by the admirable government for those who got killed accidentally during police chase in the strike. That's the reason Nepal has probably the greatest number of Martyrs in the world because it really doesn't matter how s/he got killed.

4.To show that they are the loyal followers of the past rebel who taught them how to grasp the state power by just showing  their strength by Chakka Jaam and Banda

5.It is one of the easiest and fastest way to become a prominent leader in  the national media just by announcing the indefinite strike against government.He doesn't even have to go to street protest by himself because there are already bunch of  blind followers (Bhedaa) who love to be a martyrs for his leader and party. Nice loyalty, but you better save it to help your old parents who really expect some support from you in their adulthood.

6.No Job, No responsibility, No goal,Nothing in mind.  An emty mind is a devil's workshop. The same devil's work shop is reflected in the city, road and highway.

7. I think that Nepal has more Civil Rights than any country in the world. No matter how much you damage or hurt people, there would be a complete waive of punishment by the government.No punishment if you are party activists. What a privilege for being a party worker?

8.Nepalese Cops and Securities are the most shameful and inefficeint (Bardiwala Gundaa) all over the world. It seems like it's not their job to implement the state law and order against  violent strike. They act like they are also the other participants in  that strike and paid by monthly basis by the government.If you scare so much with the activists, you better stay home on your wife's lap.At least she will be happy.

9.Nepalese political partys are always hungry for power and government. If they are the opposition partys, that means strike is their side job on the street for not being the ruling party.Strike is the only means to retain their identity. If they work out with the government for the people's benefit, they might lose their identity and status.

10.Nepalese Civil society are just there for delivering speech about the World human rights in the cocktail functions.Why they are so numb to speak up against these disturbing activities that people are facing on daily basis? By constitution, Nepalese people have their basic rights to exercise the freedom of traveling all over the country unless there is a curfew by the local authority. So, why they have to tolerate all these restrictions to travel on the road, highway and city in their own country? Isn't there any other form of protest program to fullfill their  hunger for power and privilege??? Wake up........

What do you think guys?

 

UNTOLERABLE!!!!!

what a crap!

Complete democracy..he he.

fully fantoos yar jpt aba huda huda chori bhagyo bhanera chakka jam ,, yestai taal ho bhane bholi ghar ko bhaisi maryo bhanera chakka jam garna ber lagaudaina ...

Aba Nepal ma huda dudai wife poilaa gaye pani chakkaa Jaam garna matrai baaki cha. Sati le saraape ko desh ma ke possible chaina ra???

What's next? 'Bhok Hadtal'?

How about this???

Malai lamkhutte le tokyo......Bholi dekhi KTM Valley Anishchit kaal ko lai chakkaa jam lau jaa

Is that girl a daughter of that parent who did "Chaka Jam"?

 

Maylumaya Ji,

Just for Fun.........  You don't know yet? Her father has even been called to Baluwatar for the talks with PM Prachanda. But her father has some pre-conditions before formal talk gets started. Pre- conditions are as follows; he needs  at least 10 lakhs rupees to marry his other daughter with the guy who got US green card, he needs to be declared Martyrs before a day he will die and he needs to get paid for the loss of his buffaloes that died due to disease last year.Now it's no more a social problem. It's already turn into a hot political agenda these days. The cabinet and the partys have been working hard day and night to make a favourable environment for the conclusive talks.

Looks like you are the one who took his daughter and don't know anything about the recent develpment in Nepal. That's how you got her beautiful picture at the swimming pool. Did you take that picture when you guys were hanging out at the swimming pool?

But don't worry since I have a good solution for your problem. Since your problem already turned from social  to political problem, you have to solve it more diplomatically. If you return home now, it would be a historical revolution of 2066 after 2047 B.S. But if you return home with a  Ghorle Choraa after a couple of years, everthing will turn into normal. But don't forget to have fun for at least few months before you make her pregnant. Huncha bro?

What do you think?

hahaha..

Surely, someone will do Chakka Jam in Nepal in the pretext that his wife didn't give birth to a SON but a Daughter !!

 

Maylumaya Ji,

Just for Fun.........  You don't know yet? Her father has even been called to Baluwatar for the talks with PM Prachanda. But her father has some pre-conditions before formal talk gets started. Pre- conditions are as follows; he needs  at least 10 lakhs rupees to marry his other daughter with the guy who got US green card, he needs to be declared Martyrs before a day he will die and he needs to get paid for the loss of his buffaloes that died due to disease last year.Now it's no more a social problem. It's already turn into a hot political agenda these days. The cabinet and the partys have been working hard day and night to make a favourable environment for the conclusive talks.

Looks like you are the one who took his daughter and don't know anything about the recent develpment in Nepal. That's how you got her beautiful picture at the swimming pool. Did you take that picture when you guys were hanging out at the swimming pool?

But don't worry since I have a good solution for your problem. Since your problem already turned from social  to political problem, you have to solve it more diplomatically. If you return home now, it would be a historical revolution of 2066 after 2047 B.S. But if you return home with a  Ghorle Choraa after a couple of years, everthing will turn into normal. But don't forget to have fun for at least few months before you make her pregnant. Huncha bro?

What do you think?