Hi folks, lets start a story, I will start the first paragraph and you guys can add your own theory on what happens next and leave it for the next to continue, There is no rules or format you can make it funny sad action or horror, just have fun and lets see what happens. Ready here we go.........

        It was late in the morning when Bir woke up, He had stayed up late last night thinking about his life and every little thing that was bothering him. He was going through some tough times, Being 30 yrs old and stuck in a rut of life. He lay in bed lazy and lost gazing at the ceiling, it was his day off and he had nothing better to do. He hears a knock at the door.................

standing outside was Terobaaje... He was also going through the same kind of life. Then they thought they should.........

Then they thought they should take a stroll under the clear bright sky that is so rare in November in this part of the country.  So, they head out to a nearby Sweet House for brunch -- obviously, Bir was not in the mood of cleaning up last night's dishes. Munching on the freshly warmed samosas with sips of hot cup of coffee, the two start reminiscing over their exciting days of youth.

 almost everytime they talked  they had one main conversation ,they had one very good friend who lives in the US, his name was Suruwat. they had been friends since very young, even went to the same school. Both Bir and teroBajee had constant contact with Suruwat about the dreams of someday going to America. Bir's mobile disturbs the conversation as he answers the phone. He hangs up and tells terobaaje that it was Hriyo_Kaankro, another common friend who was wise and clever. Bir tells terobaaje that Hariyo_kaankro invited both of them to dinner and disco............

Terobaaje seems discontent. Bir asks why. "I was hoping that this night belong to just the two of us," terobaaje replies.
Bir cringes a little. He isn't sure of Terobaaje's intention but he doesn't jump into any conclusion.
"Haina Terobaaje, timro bhanai ko tatparya ke ho?"
"Bir, malai timi sarai man parchha...kassam."
Bir screams "Nahiiiiiiiin" and runs.
His phone rings again. It is......

Bir nearly got his ankle broken. While running away hard from Terobajee and still clinging to his phone, he tipped over a pit and  fell face-down on the football field nearby the Sweet House. Tuut … tuut … tuuut…. Oops, he has lost his cell phone's connection! But, thanks goodness, the fall wasn't very hard lest he be badly injured. 

Well, he quickly gets up, tidies himself off the mud and starts running towards his room as fast his limping foot would allow him.  At the Sweet House, Terobaaje pays for their brunch and hurries down to follow Bir. He is worried that .......

He is worried that Bir might turn into a Binita. As he is running, he sees a beautiful woman coming towards him. He is so struck by her beauty that he forgets his sexual orientation and starts singing, "O Sangita, laiju laiju laiju, o Sangita." The lady is wearing a white sari and has long flowing hair. He looks at her ankle and stops in midsentence for they are turned inside out.

Bir starts to think I am dreaming or what किचकन्ने only come at night, he didn't knew what to do , the definitely knew that Binita was beautiful. He even had once dreamed about getting married once upon a time and setting up with family with her. But he never had that courage to tell her that he loved her and asked her to marry her. After some time he heard from Meera that Binita got married with a British laura and planning to travel to UK. this shattered all his dream and he had to drop his idea about marriage. 

"Wow, what the hell?" Screamed Bir. The lady was approaching near to him. Bir got scared. All of a sudden, he realized there was no where to go. He got so scared that cannot hold his pee and the ankle twisted lady grabbed his "pepe".

Bir is so scard that he cannot speak. Fleetingly he realizes that Kichkanni has blonde hair and he magically overcomes his fear and said, "Sandra, is that you?" At which point, Kichkanni says, "You are in the movie cast of Walking with the dead and I am supposed to be a zombie, you dumb ass." At which point, Bir remembers his illegal status and says, "Can you marry me for papers?"

cartman screams 'shoot the freakin zombie...kill 'em. What papers are you talking 'bout?...we gotttaa relase 'black ops' by next week, shoot it moron, so that I can upload a trailer at least.'

Mr. Cartman gets a phone call saying, "Sir, you movie Arresting Gods in Kathmandu was selected for the Oscars." Mr. Cartman is happy but worried at the same time. "What designer do I wear for the function?" At which time, Bir says, "Prabal Gurung, of course." Bir calls Mr. Gurung and asks him to design a daura surwal for Cartman. Mr. Gurung in his excitement sends a saree instead.

Bir got shot and he's no more between us. He got rid of all of his problems but his old ill mother and virgin sister are suffering the lose of the only support of their family as bir's father was in the jail serving a life time imprisonment

All of a sudden YoTaBhayanaNiSom shows up in the thread and begs everyone here to stop this nonsense... Surprisingly, everyone agrees and the nonsense get stopped.

--------------------The End-----------------------------

Bir's father breaks out of jail and goes on top of a mountain and sings, "Kusume rumal, kusume rumal." At which points, he hears Bir's mother say, "CUT, you missed a dance step."