HOw to take maxminimum fun of vegas? suggestions.....

Don't do roofies

 Dont buy a girrafe, dont get married, dont punch mike tyson and dont lose your brother in law.

 Watch shoes in Vegas, like Cirque de Solel, try to stay in hotel on strip near the fountain ones i forgot the name. Dont get cheated by the ppl who talks u of great deals those usually are scams.

Best thing are Hotels.. checkout hotels... they are like palaces.. lol.. shows would be great.. if u are going on weekends.. visit clubs. All hotels clubs are awesome.. if u are into rollercoster anall.. get to stratosphere for the jump and rides then stratosphere.. if u want to go shopping then there are outlet malls.. and as said.. if its ur first time then.stay in strip..even it costs like 30 dollars extra.. it will be worth it and u dont have to rent a car

 dont get too excited.

 Don't forget Hoover Dam if you have time. It's only about 40 minutes away from strip.

1. DO Stay on the Strip 2. DON‘T Spend your ENTIRE trip at the tables (or worse, the slots!) 3. DO Use a VIP concierge service to help you plan 4. DON’T Call for the girls on the “hooker trading cards” they pass out on the Strip 5. DO Check out a show 6. DON’T Be the one person in the group that’s too wasted to party 7. DO Pack the right clothes 8. DON’T Forget to tip Don’t ___________ 9. DO Take advantage of freebies Don’t ___________ 10 DO Party your ass off! Don’t – I mean don’t come home broke

go to paris casino and gamble there all day. Good luck

All of the above AND:

1. FLY dont drive, its cheaper
2. Dont go with your girl, make an excuse, go with guys. if you are a chika, do vice versa
3. Get Hotels Online, look for deals, online rates are 80% cheaper than on spot
4. If you give a shit to the hotels, becuas eyou will only come back to change, sleep when wasted and prolly bring a girl, get Motel6, cuz mostly you will be playing, drinking and getting wasted
5. Check out Circus Circus, Ceasers Palace, Mirage, Flamingo, MGM, Excalibiur and Balligio. remember you dont have to stay in thaeir hotels to play at their casino
6. THIS IS IMPORTANT: Before you play, go to the customer service desk of eack casino and ask for a rewards card. Mostly the rewards card work in 5-6 casinos if they belog to the same group. If you are going to a casino not in the reward card, make one and then play. Rewards cards are important to gather points for the money you lose or win  each time, either its a slot or a table game
7. Slots: either play 1 penny games for 4 hours straight and win OR play $5 games per play. you will win big or lose fast.
8. Table Games: Roullete - Dont be tempted to play heavy like $5s or $10s, Play $1s its better and stick to on1 number or a group of your lucky numbers, dont stray.  Poker - check your face first, you have a lady gaga face? if not, pass it. Dice - Play it, you will win, i have no idea how but i have never seen one lose on dice.
9. Just go there and stop posting here.
10. Post your pictures in this threat no matter you win or lose.

 Do clubs have dress code there? what kind of cloth be fine ? and what about girls ? how to get good girls ....need more tips ...
and thanks for advice ....

no no

clothes is banned in most of the clubs

on most of the casinos its topless rule

because of this secret, they all say WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS STAYS IN VEGAS

dont forget to to to the nipples bar in MGM casino ....

and Only Vegas Hooters restaurant have full nude waitresses

girls finding is so easy, stand or walk around the main strip and people will start handing you hookers contact info ... theres a flat fee of $50 no matter what race , size for each 30 minutes

Taxis cabs are realy cheap with a flat fee of $10 no matter where you go

All casinos have free drinks, just ask the wsitresses in undies for more drinks , some give cigaratte free too

food is free, specially dinner. lunch is sometime free, mostly these free food are in casino.

they best way to save money is to eat and drink from the refridgerator in your hotel room. most are stuffed and its free or complimentary

good luck

It's 120 out there... I hate to be there at this time of the year.. 
forget about having fun..