Anybody in Sajha from BRT?
I grew up in Biratnagar.

Maile ta yo joke nai bujina jasto cha Unko_khojima dai

जोक हो कि कथा हो उन्को दाई?
कथा भये पनि अधुरो छ ta

:) जोक चहिन के भने हर्के ले "आमा सबैलाई एक दिन जैन छ" भन्दा , आमा ले चहिन ले "त्यै त छोरा, छिमेकी पन्डित् जि कती राम्रो मान्छे हुनुहुन्थ्यो, छिमेकी भये पनि तलायी आफ्नै छोरा जसो गर्नु हुन्थ्यो, आज राती बित्नु भएछ, तेरो बाउ पनि लास सँग मलामी गा छ" भनिछन।

:) जोक चहिन के भने हर्के ले "आमा सबैलाई एक दिन जानै छ" भन्दा , आमा ले चहिन ले "त्यै त छोरा, छिमेकी पन्डित् जि कती राम्रो मान्छे हुनुहुन्थ्यो, छिमेकी भये पनि तलायी आफ्नै छोरा जसो गर्नु हुन्थ्यो, आज राती बित्नु भएछ, तेरो बाउ पनि लास सँग मलामी गा छ" भनिछन।

हाहा हा.... भने पछी हर्केको बाउ पन्डित रहेछ

अर्को एउटा:

Mobile :
Both Santa Singh and Banta Singh got Bored of using mobiles........

Santa- Bas! enough mobile use

Banta- Yes yaar they are taking money from us like anything.

Santa- How we can communicate without mobile yaar.

Banta- Yaar we will keep pigeons and through them we will send our messages. We will tie our chits to their legs.

So they kept pigeons and Santa Singh first sent one pigeon to Banta singh. The pigeon reached Banta's house but Banta was not able to find any messages tied.

Banta to Santa- What yaar pigeon reached in time but I was not able to find the message attached to it.

Santa- Are Yaar That was a missed call I sent to you.

Birat Nagar Ma maile banako Famous joke ho tyo...:)

lau ramailo bhayo aaja ta jokes le....

nepal ko chhora,

khai ta mero question ko answer?

Kasto suspense garera joke bhaneko unko_khojima dai ...hehehe tara ramro thiyo ,,

Ritthe jee ajha jokes jayos na...

One more:

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?"

Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Last one:

Gangaram was in the hospital, near death, so the family sent for his friend Bhola. As Bhola stood beside the bed, Gangaram's frail condition grew worse, and he motioned frantically for something to write on. Bhola lovingly handed him a pen and piece of paper, and Gangaram used his last ounce of strength to scribble a note. Then he died. Bhola thought it best not to look at the note just then, so he slipped it in to his jacket pocket. Several days later, at the funeral, Bhola was visiting Gangaram's family. He realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he'd worn the day Gangaram died. "You know," he said, "Gangaram handed me a note just before he died. I haven't read it, but knowing Gangaram, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all". He unfolded the note and read aloud:

"Kutte kamiene, you're standing on my oxygen tube!"

hahahha.. its fun Ritthe jee... thx for sharing hai

Malai pani jokes bhanna maan lagyo....

A sardar from Delhi had an old car which had run for over a 1,00,000 kilometres. He wanted to sell it, but was not getting a good price because of its excess mileage.

He approached a Madrasi friend of his and asked for help.
The Madrasi gave him an address in Chennai (Madras) and asked
him to visit a mechanic there. The mechanic would adjust the
meter so that it shows only 30,000 kilometres
.
The sardar thanked him and left for Madras. For a few days,
the Madrasi didn't see the sardar. He assumed that the sardar
would have sold the car.

A few weeks later, the sardar came to see the Madrasi in
the same car. The Madrasi was surprised and asked - "What
happened? Why have you not sold your car yet?"

The sardar replied - "Why should I? It has run for only
30,000 kilometres."

Heheheheee Good one Trans

Go ahead and add some more pls.

Aaja ta nikai jokes hanne mood re cha sabai biratnagares ko.

la arko pani euta hai


Santa singh and Banta singh were always boasting of theirparents achievements to each other.

Santa singh : 'Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?'

Banta singh : 'Yes, I have'

Santa singh : 'Well, my father dug it.'

Banta singh : 'That's nothing, have you ever heard of Deadsea?'

Santa singh : 'Yes, I have.'

Banta singh : 'Well, my father killed it.'

Lol

heheheh

hahaha.. a final one , before i start on with studying again


A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section. The stewardess tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde,
I'm smart and I have a good job. I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica."

The stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the woman to leave and she says, "I'm blonde, I'm smart, and I have a good job. I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica."

The stewardesses don't know what to do because they have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off, so they get the copilot. The copilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section.

The head stewardess asks the copilot what he said to get her to move. The copilot replies, "I told her the front half of the airplane wasn't going to Jamaica."

lol lol lol