NRNs (Non-Resident Nepalis) represent our country at a global stage and have done well for themselves in other countries.  They are generally a nice, world wise and genuine lot. Well, most of them. There are a few who get on your nerves. They leave Nepal with some baggage and come back to the country with some baggage of the douchey kind. And these 13 things are the most annoying of the lot.
 

1. They acquire a goofy "foreign" accent.

I always find it amusing how a U.S return can carry a Brit accent. Seriously?

 

2. The really corny ones start using American slang. Even though they've come back from South Africa.

"Yo! Sup dawg?" Wait, what? Don't you dare call me dawg. You are a dawg.

 

3. Sports for them is now all about N.B.A and baseball.

And as soon as there's a Nepal v/s India cricket match, they forget everything go "Paras!Paras!"

 

4. They now find everything to be "too spicy."

All Nepali cuisine is way too spicy for them now. Curry or no curry.

 

 

5. They drink only and only, bottled water.

And sometimes they demand sparkling water too. Whatever that is. 

 

6. They crib about the pollution in Nepal.

You should be glad we're not China. And if you've come back from China, you need to S.T.F.U. 

 

7. They have a thing for "labels" now.

Even if they can't pronounce Gucci and Versace. 

 

8. They need tissues. All the time.

Hehehe. We know what's going on here.

 

9. They now need industrial strength mosquito repellant.

Okay, we get it, we have mosquitoes. But you knew that already right? And it's not like you've never been bitten by one, right? 

 

10. Stray animals are scary for them now.

"O.M.G! A dog in the middle of the street. Is this a zoo?"

 

11. It’s always "too much noise" for them. Everywhere.

"Why are you talking to each other? It’s too much noise ya!"

 

12. Everything is dirty.

"Chee! I can't have this Pani Puri. It's so dirty!"

 

13. Every sentence starts with a “back in the states..."

You know, back when you were sane, you weren't such a huge pain in the ass. 

hera na skyma birds haru fly gari raheko.

हाहाहा साईका ब्रो, त्यही स्काईमा बर्ड्सहरु फ्लाई गरेको सी गरेर त म धेरै ह्याप्पी भएको हो नि ब्रो |

Top 21 things a Nepali does after returning from abroad

21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.

20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.

19. Sprays duo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.

18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.

17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".

says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds".

Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".

Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".

Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".

Says "Free Way" instead of "Highway".

Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go".

Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven Zero Four)

16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he steps out.

15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)

14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 70).

13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.

12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y Zee(but never says Zed)

11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says "Oh! British Style!!!!"

10. Makes fun of Nepali Standard Time and Nepali Road Conditions.

9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".

8. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.

7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.

6. Tries to complain about any thing in Nepal as if he is experiencing it for the first time.

5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "mojule".

4. Looks speciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.

Few more important

3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to Nepal, even after 4 months of arrival.

2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll the bag on Nepali Roads.

Ultimate one

1. Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or "When I was in US..."

bittertruth bro, that Navin comrade came up with his list from the following website, it seems.
http://www.whereincity.com/articles/humorous/4709.html

15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs) 

Bittu... Does Sneezes and says 'Sorry'. counts too ?? :) lol

This is all natural, if foreigner goes from here, he will also takes some of our habbits, so as we. Bring there ways and habbits, such a stupid posts ever, doesn't worth anything, yes! But some people do lome that..anyway:))

mercy.. ha ha ha.. could be... but I guess 'Bless you' could be /would be too american as well :)

Nothing amuses more than mofos with american R sound in Nepali words. When they say words like Gareko, Kura, Ramro...these mofos actually do the non rolling amering R sound.

These are NRIs not NRNs. lol

When they are walking in the street, they act like they have never seen a puddle of water

कतिपय कुराहरु अन्जानमै निक्ली हाल्ने बाहेक खोक्ने हरु को कमि छैन | मेरा छिमेकीले गाडीको साचो बोकी लगेर मेरो कारको साचो भने खोकी हिड्थे |

One from my side(its not annoying but I think its quite common)
Wanna ride Taxi, I mean Cab instead of public transportation until the dollars he/she got from abroad vanished.

I have from my side too

They always take any opportunity to show their dollar bills, even if they work in gas station they act like they own the gas station.

They talk in English with people who don't have good english, and they talk in Nepali with people who have good english.

NRNs ask for Toilet Paper instead of using twak ko pani to clean their behind.

Everyone use toilet paper thesedays, where have you been all this time??

They need tissues. All the time.

ब्रो यो चै मेरै कमजोरी भन्न पर्यो ! उहिले सानोमा चाकमा गु बोकी टोल टोलमा दौडिने बच्चा, हातले स्वात्त स्वात्त पानीले चाक धुने बानी, अब अमेरिकामा केहि बर्ष के बसेको पानीले चाक धुने बानि छुटेछ ! अहिले त् अलिक दिसगस्तिंगनै लाग्छ गु छुन नि ! तेसैले हमेशा म तोइलेत पेपर बोक्ने गर्दछु काठमाडौँ मा !

Nas pati who uses tissue to wipe their ch ak yaar? if u use tissue that thing will melt before you can wipe and small pieces will combine with the hair in your crack creating dreadlock like appearance and next time it will make it harder to wipe. This is also very hard to remove because of the nature of the area it is created in esp hair getting pulled in these areas are very painful.
Tissue is used by NRNs because Kathmandu is a fhori city with lots of dust which causes sigan bagney effect.

shrestha how do you know everyone uses toilet paper? sabai nepali le hagne tham ma chyachau ki kya ho? chainey kuro gara na

How did you know they use twak ko pani to clean their behind? Timile pani chyayau ki kya ho?

twak ko pani ta standard ho babu, hamro gaam ma sabai le twak ra lota ma pani rakhera charpi janchan, ahile ni tyai pratha cha...koi koi khola ko sida basera dinchan tara ch ak dhuna lai twak saath ma hooncha.