The Character

Meet Lou, my coworker, the Mandarin speaking data architect from Guangzhou who doesn’t know what she is more insecure about – her 5’1” elevation or her A sized breasts. Not that she explicitly mentions it, or makes her insecurity palpable for that reason, but each time Meredith, our infectious disease scientist joins us during our social hour Friday evenings, Lou ends up talking about her boobs in her half ass American after few bottles of beer. Meredith doesn’t mind, she has Ph double Ds. A brilliant student from Tufts, she joined our pharma company few years ago and became radically conspicuous because of her jewels. To be honest, I always thought scientists had small breasts which are modestly concealed behind those lab coats – that was until I ran into Meredith. She is a complete woman, a blue eyed 5’8” voluptuous scientist who is a wet dream from Pope to Elon Musk while Lu Choyu Zhang was just a character, and an unobtrusive, pedestrian and petite one at that.

Bennedict, this is how you start your story and keep readers occupied. Think I just killed your fame before its gestation.

Underwear,

And who says I am a professional writer bruh? I am here to have fun and kick some ass. I was in hibernation, but you once again woke up a sleeping lion. I torment your sorry ass psyche so bad all you do is think of me.

Your motive can kiss my brown ass bro. You start it each time calling me names and when I resurface you run out of words. You are a loser and you know that, I don't have to validate it time and again. I could write a better story than you even with a stroke in every language you write. Can we have a neutral judge to judge our writings?

देर आए प्र दुरुस्त आए । वेलकम ब्याक दाजु, अब यि सुकुलगुण्डाहरुलाई तह लाउन पर्यो । यि तुरिलाउरेहरुको पानीमा पाध्याजस्तो लेख पढ्न परेर बिलखबन्दमा परिराछ्न साझाबासिहरु।एस्सो जाओस 'हसीनाकी गाँडमे पसीना' टाईपका रोचक कथाहरु।

Brain Adams भाइ,

हेर्नुस् न, मुजी म चुपोलागेर बसेको मान्छे लाई यो मुजी तोरिलाउरे बेन्नेडिक्ट ले बीच बीच मा ब्युँझाइदिन्छ. चुपो लागेर आफ्नै वाहियात कथा कोर्न मा व्यस्त हुनु को साटो मलाई अचानक गाली गर्न थाल्छ. अनि म के गर्नु भन्नुस् त? म मुजी सोझो र मुसु मुसु हांसिरहने भगवान श्री राम भएको भए त हुन्थ्यो पनि. तैपनी मुजी को आँट् देखेर छक्क पर्छु. तर तपाईं ले एउटा गजब को सुझाव दिनु भयो. साँच्चीकै एउटी तरुनी को चाक बाट पसिना चुहिएको एपिसोड याद आयो. आज फुर्सद छ, लेख्न बस्छु

Lekhak le aru sab lai ullu nai samjhine hola. Bhinna bhinna avataar liyera tyehi yaun pipasu katha lekhdai bascha. Aru le thaha paula bhanera new id liyera bistarai yaha dekha parcha takka tukka gardai ani feri tehi same old maiju, sali, haha. Feri tyo lekhak ma hoina bhanera yeti sipalu sanga jai laagna sakcha ki wah wah nai garnu parne yesto acting chyemata bhayeko lekhak sanga sachhyaatkar bhayekoma. Lekhak ko jai hosh.

Ooohi
Lekhak ko chela

Underwear,

@बेनिडिक,
अब भो त ? तिमि मुजिले पैलाबाट मलाई लोगनचाको औतार भन्ने बात लायौ, ऐले आएर अण्डर्वेर रे, के हो एस्तो चाला ? गेट अ लाईफ ब्रो। कोहि मान्छे मन परेन कि, कसैले आफु भन्दा राम्रो लेख्यो कि, कसैलाई जवाफ दिन सकिएन कि 'तँ फलानोको औतार, तँ ढिस्कानोको औतार' भनेर नर्सरि-एल्केजि पारा नदेखाउ हो।

@अण्डर्वेर,
खै आएन त, किन हो ?

Bennedict bhaaya did you read my last thread? https://sajha.com/sajha/html/index.cfm?forum=2&ThreadID=136169

Bennedict,

How do you prove Brain Adams, Lekhak ko chela and I are the same person? What evidence do you have?

I think you and jyoti magar are same person. Prove me wrong.

Underwear,

यो मुजी बेन्नेडिक्ट लाइ दुइ लाइन को जवाफ लेख्यो भने ३२ लाइन को जवाफ दिन्छ, माटोक्ने पढ्दा पढ्दा बुढो भइन्छ. झोले मुजी अलि मजेदार तरिका ले त लेख.