As u all know the situation of nepal. How GPK and MAKUNE are jobless. GPK feeled so bore and he decided to sent his bio data to America to apply for apostin Microsoft Corporation.A few days later he got this reply :
"Dear Mr. GPK, You do not meet our requirements. Please do notsend any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.Thanks"

GPK jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a partyand when all the guests had come, he said "Saathi bhai haru, hajoor haru yo jaanera khushi laagche hola ki malai america ma nokari payen." Everyone was delighted. GPK continued......Aba ma hajoor sabailai mero appointment letter padhera sunaunchu tara letter angreezima bhaikole, ma sang sangai nepali ma pani translate gari sunaune chu.
Dear Mr. GPK-----Shree GPK
You do not meet----hajoor lai bhetnai garho
our requirement----hamilai chahine mapdanda
Please do not send any furthur correspondance----kripaya patrachar nagarnu hola
no phone calls--- phone pani nagarnu hola
shall be entertained----dherai maan maryada garinecha.
Thanks--- dhanyawaad

Eventhough i have posted this in another posting but still find it suitable to post here.

Saddam Hussain visits God and asks him:
Saddam Hussain:"God when shall I see the defeat of George Bush?"
God replies:" Son, you will not see it in your lifetime."Hearing this, Saddam Hussain starts crying and goes away.
Gen Parvez Musharaf visits God and asks him:
Musharaf: "God when shall I see the capture of Kashmir by Pakistan?"
God replies: "Son, you will not see it in your lifetime." Hearing this, Musharaf starts crying and goes away.
GPK and MAKUNE visits God and asks him:
GPK and MAKUNE:"God when would we see NEPAL becoming a prosperous and happy country?"Hearing this, God starts crying.
GPK and MAKUNE are astounded and asked "God, why are you crying ?"
God replies: "Son, I will not see it in my lifetime

If a barber makes a mistake,It's a new style...

If a driver makes a mistake,It is an accident...

If a doctor makes a mistake,It's an operation...

If a engineer makes a mistake,It is a new venture...

If parents makes a mistake,It is a new generation...

If a politician makes a mistake, It is a new law...

If a scientist makes a mistake,It is an new invention...

If a tailor makes a mistake,It is a new fashion...

If a teacher makes a mistake, It is a new theory...

If our GPK makes a mistake, It is our mistake/Grand Design.......

Swaati, where ever u got these from, there are great. If u created these all by urself u r awesome.

Swaati's second joke:
GPK and MAKUNE:"God when would we see NEPAL becoming a prosperous and happy country?"Hearing this, God starts crying.

When I read this joke, I cried AGAIN!

Bramha

मलाई पहिलो जोकले हँसायो।

दोश्रोले रुवायो। (सबै जोकले हँसाउने पर्छ भन्ने छैन रहेछ।)

तेश्रोले मन थुमथुमायो।
>If a politician makes a mistake, It is a new law...

After being sacked as a incompetent PM, GPK have to go for his renewed image. He tries hard to show ppl that he is among them. He visits different parts of nepal. East to West, North to South. While his visitation he meets with different ppl and just to show he belongs to them he takes pictures with locals. He meets bzness ppl. teachers. beggars,cow and bufaalo herdlers. While doing this he takes a pictures too. Doing this he takes a picture with beggars.Next day the photo appears front page of a newspaper. Guess the caption!!














'Girija P. Koirala,third from left'

When GPK completed his 10 years of his rule(so called years of turmiol with a spat on it) over Nepal, he wanted a special postage stamp with his picture on it. He asked Sujata Koirala,stressing that it should be world class. The stamps were released,and GPK was pleased. But within a couple of days, he began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly,and became furious. He called SUJATA KOIRALA and ordered her to investigate the matter.SUJATA checked out at several post offices, and then reported to GPK: She said: "The stamp is really world class. The
problem is, our NEPALI ppls are spitting on the wrong side

GPK was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business Development to Nepal.The Japanese Emissary was quite impressed with Nepal and he stated,'Nepal is an excellent country for our project and it can be model state for a world. Give us 5yrs years and we will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan.' GPK was very surprised. 'You Japanese are very inepicient (inefficient),' he stated.'Give me five days and I will turn Japan into the next NEPAL.

this message makes laugh ..........
..but another side it is reality.........and makes me to think for this........
............so we the new generation have to think for the coming days of our country.....
.... i think we the one must dig up those things to kick the ............of the rubbish ...
.....who are making....the country and politics......there playground......
.....the problem is that all of nepali are still aware of the politics and still having there eyes closed towards it.......................
..............so ppl get ready for ...............................

Griija P. Koirala went to the US to visit his counterpart. When the Senator invited him home for dinner, the minister was very impressed by the lavish mansion, grounds and the costly furnishings. He asked "How can you afford all this on a meagre senator's salary?"
The senator smiled knowingly and took him to the window.
"Can you see the those fighter jets?"
"Yes,of course", said the GPK.
"10 per cent", said the senator smugly.
Some time later, he had occasion to pay a return visit. GPK lavished all hospitality on him. When they came to his house, the American was stunned by the huge palace GPK had built, glittering with precious art, hundreds of servants etc. etc.
"How can you possibly afford this on ur salary in NRs?', he asked.
Then GPK called him to the window.
"See the aiport there?"
"Sure", cried the senator.
"Can you see the airoplane there?"
The senator looked, was confused, peered closely and said - "yeah, I do see some old and junk Boeing Jets."
"100 percent", said GPK!!

A man is on his way home from work one afternoon in Kathmandu. He's stopped in traffic and thinks, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual we're not even moving."
He notices a police officer walking down the highway in between the cars and he rolls down his window and says,"Excuse me officer, what's the hold up?"
"GPK just find out that CIAA have charge him, and he's all depressed.
He's lying down in the middle of the highway and he's threatening to douse himself in gasoline and light himself on fire. He just doesn't want to face CIAA charges. I'm walking around taking up a collection for him."
The man says,"Oh really, how much have you got so far."
"So far....ten litres."

GPK was sitting with his chela chumchaas examining mail . Suddenly GPK cried out : ' Look at this letter ! It is addressed to the stupidest man in Nepal '. His chela chamchaas tried to calm him by saying : How dare a man address such a letter to you ? '. GPK replied sadly : This does not bother me, but why did the postman deliver it at the right address?'

Once GPK, Deuba, a saint and a schoolboy were travelling by a private plane.
Suddenly the engine caught fire and the pilot came out shouting, "This plane is going to crash! And we have only four parachutes and there are five of us in the plane.
Since I am a very important RNAC pilot I am taking one parachute and getting out of here." Saying this he rushed to the luggage area grabbed one parachute and jumped off the plane. Dueba says, " I am Prime Minister of Nepal I am very important and have to live!" He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.
GPK said, "I am the biggest political player of this country, the most honest politician of Nepal and above all the most intelligent person living in this country, and the most intelligent person must live!" Saying so GPK went to the luggage area, grabbed one and jumped off the plane.
The old saint said to the school boy, "There is only one parachute left, and there are two of us. I am an old man and don't need to live any more. You take the last parachute and jump."
The school boy said, "Don't worry! There are still two parachutes left with us! The most intelligent person, GPK, jumped off the plane with my school bag!"

A Nepali hat-seller who was passing by a forest decided to take a nap under
one of the trees, so he left his whole basket of hats by the side. A few
hours later, he woke up and realized that all his hats were gone.
He looked up and to his surprise, the tree was full of monkeys and they
hadtaken all his hats. He sits down and thinks of how he can get
the hats down. While thinking he started to scratch his head. The next
moment,the monkeys were doing the same. Next, he took down his own hat, the
monkeysdid exactly the same. An idea came to him, he took his hat and threw
it onthe floor and the monkeys did that too. So he finally managed to get
all his hats back.
Fifty years later, his grandson, GPK became Prime Minister of Nepal and had
heard this monkey story from his grandfather. Once, during his visit to Royal Chitwan National park for hunting. It was very hot, and he told his group of chela chamchas to take a nap for a while.

He woke up and realized that not only his gun, but his chela chamchas guns were taken by the monkeys on the tree. He remembered his grand father's words, started scratching his head and the monkeys followed. He pulled a pistol from his underarm and played with his hand again the monkeys followed. Now, very convinced of his grandfather's idea, GPK threw his pistol on the floor but to his surprise, the monkeys still held on to all the pistols. Then one monkey take an aim at GPK and take a shot at him. As soon as it happens ppls flee here and there but GPK being old he was unable to do so. By the time he realizes monkey have grabbed the GPK by his neck and gave him a slap and said.......................

"##,You think only you have a grandfather?

It was hillarious Swaati, u have a great source of Jokes. Keep on making people laugh swaati. u r awesome.


Good luck for some more funny stuffs.