Let me explain the motive behind this essay. It is just 2:02 AM by my watch. I am not in mood to sleep until 5 in the morning. Don?t be surprised, this is my daily routine. Right now I am surfing Sajha.com. I know there are tons of materials to kill time. But I have gone through all of them and I have nothing to Surf more. Meanwhile one thought pops up in my mind. Why not write a stupid essay? Yes, it is a good idea to write, at least, for the sake of making me awake for 3 more hours. I know this is kind of nuts to wake up until 5 in the morning, write a stupid essay, post it in the Sajha.com and think readers will love it!
I am laughing at myself. I think Mr. Srinivasan saw me laughing. I don?t care what so ever he thinks on me. I am sure I haven?t gone nuts till this moment. I?ve already had 7 pegs of Red Label and I am still sober. By the way, Srinivasan is my room mate. He is from AP, India. I forget the name of his village. Who cares! He doesn?t know me either. I have told him that I am from Gorkha. I just wanted to impress him that I am the relative of Baburam Bhattarai. He must be thinking who the heck Baburam is, Prime Minster of Nepal or watchman of rich Indian businessman? who cares!
I?d like to write when I am drunk. But the problem is I drink every night. I have so many problems in my life. For example, this is 2:30AM and my ?red label? is going to get finished. I can?t buy booze at this time. It means I have to spend rest two and half hours with out drinking. Now this is another problem that I just encountered. Oh god! Why are you giving me so many problems?
Oh yes, I forget to tell one thing. I am a man of dreams. I dream a lot. Couple of nights ago I dreamed of being president of USA. Unfortunately, I was born in Nepal. Hey, did I write unfortunate? Let me correct. I am the most fortunate guy of all because I am Nepali. I was born in Nepal to serve my country. Alas, I am not in Nepal at this time. I am here in USA to make my life better. Shame on me. I should go back to Nepal and serve my country. But why? Yes, it is a problem. Forget it?. I am going nowhere. I will be in USA and serve my country from here. Don?t worry I will definitely come up with some ideas on how to serve Nepal from USA
Folks, let me begin my essay. I have a mouse; a computer mouse. It is made in china. It was working fine until this after noon. I don?t know what happed to my mouse. I can?t fix it. I think I should throw it and buy a new one. Great! I am genius. I found the solution. I am going to throw this Damn mouse and buy a new one. Sorry friends, I hate to write essay on those stuffs that are no longer in use.
Bye.
