When everything goes wrong do you Freak out or Stay Calm?

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When everything goes wrong I just start whacking my wife.
*whack whack whack* "
Shut your mouth you slvt or ill bury you alive". *wife starts crying*
*whack her some more*
*stops crying*
"Good. It pays to listen to me"

*Takes wife to the bedroom and starts making sweet love*
Wife says--"I lop you" ;)

whacking her for milk production? my my, your love life is miserable.. cant believe you married a goat.. because a woman will never marry a guy like you.. anyways have a happy goatlove life.. dont torture her too much.. Animal torturing is a crime.

NewGurLontheBlock - i freak out ke! :( when i should really stay calm ke! :S :S

Az....

Whats up! girls!!! How was the partee?

Nails.......(((((((((((())))))))))))))

Really? but for some reason I don't freak out at all. I stay calm :O

"Nepali men do they all have small penises"--NewGurlOntheBlock

You wanna gag on a big one huh, you little asshat? The nerve of this midget spermbreath. A 4 inch pecker would probably give her hemorrhage. STFU.

hahahahahaaha!!!

u r so stupiD....dude you need to get Laid. Ah! i doubt you've d!ck to f u c k a Girl.

hahahahah!!!

Nahh!!

ah-huh! you got 4 Inch....dude no wonder...

You would still gag on my 4-incher. You probably have a fungus-infested snatch. No thanks, hon, I don't do used goods.

hahahaha!!!

You only got 4INCH?damn!!! No wonder!!!---......d!ckHead, thatz why you're so fraustrated huh!.....>>>||||

I could prolly drive an SUV through that torn up tunnel of yours. Probably got onuva hairy muff that needs some grooming with a comb or something. Let me say that 1) I don't want your STD's. You can keep em all. 2) You're so slutty that you would prolly do a homeless guy. 3) Your scamper desperately needs some soap and water, 4) Your poop canal prolly looks like a starfish.
Would I do some street hooker like you? Not even if you beg, sweety, which I bet you would. Street walkers like you are not my style. I look for classy gals, not some cheap tramp. Plus you sound like a ladyboy.

awwwwwwwwww..................

somebody did you WRONG? I'm sorry sweetheart :)

When everything goes wrong..you just freak out..and then stay calm..and gain strenght to try to make it work out one more time...till one day you wake up, look at the mirror and just feel in your heart that you've given all you could have from your heart, and you've done your best....and you put a big smile in your cute sweet face....and look forward to a new beginning.

hmmm.......

Thank you for your kind respond Mansion.