Uganda is my fren and he told me he will never attack nepal but he hate india and bihar.

pagal banda......eak bar ranchi jawo.........bechara

are we still in the 19th century, where a country attacks another and annexes it ?

What if US attacks, N.Korea ? would be a reasonable question.

What if Prachanda attacks Girija in public ( I mean physically, la ja ta Budha.. PM banne mero pali)...... knowing Prachanda the odds arnt that high?

Uganda will not send people to fight its wars...Its gonna send the thousands of guerillas that it harbors all over the nation. These giants will be enough for 5 Royal Nepal Army soldiers. Its now wonder, Uganda with utmost ease will destory Nepal.

Oops, did I say guerillas?? I meant the REAL Gorillas!! :D :D In response: Our defense, stack the borders with bananas laden with venom (well, being one of the banana republics won't be too bad as compared to the state we're in!!). hahahahaa

Something tells me except for 2 guys here, nobody gets the joke.

in that case we will train the monkeys in swaymbu and pashupati on gurilla warfare!

Uganda has one more advantage...their army is soo starved that they never know what starvation is.... so they go on and on without food till they drop and die.
The best defense for Nepal will be to shut down all the food reserves and start activating HIV missile defence system which has proven fatal for them in the recent history.

Its simple, just dress up Prachanda as Idi Amin with all the make up. Ugandans will shit in their pants and vow never to set a foot in Nepal. hehe