I just got this forwarded email about online radio I thought its good to share with you if you have not heard this..
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Dear Friends
Welcome to the 12th Episode of the Himali Swarharu हिमाली स्वरहरु! Himali Swarharu is an Online Nepali Radio Program From NewYork City To YOU.
Please listen the new episode at www.nepaliradionyc.com .I hope you and Your family are enjoying the program. Please kindly forward this program to your network if you like the program or link this program to you website or blog.You may also listen this program on www.thevoiceofhimali.podomatic.com
If you have any comments thoughts Please write us at Nepaliradio@gmail.com or record your comments,thought in any subject matter at 1 206 495 1775
Thank You for listening!!

Thouth this would be useful for you... i got in my email...
From SAJA E-mail Lists @ http://www.saja.org Folks: See the wide-ranging topics below. Replies to Shruti, please. From: Shruti Mathur Press TV, a 24 international English news network is looking foraccomplished New York based journalists, authors, and scholars to appear onour daily live shows being produced out of Tehran, London, and New York andbroadcast on satellite TV. We are looking for, but not limited to (feel freeto email other areas of expertise), quality guests on the followingtopics/regions. If interested in appearing, please email your biography,contact information, general dates of availability this fall, (usuallyrequests are made day of) and areas of expertise to PressTVNY@gmail.com. TOPICS:--Israeli-Palestinian conflict--Iraq--refugee situation, governmental relations, military tactics--Global Economics--Wall Street technical experts, political economy, oil &agricultural industries, international trade--national security, domestic constitutional rights, the War at Home--Organizations--CIA, FBI, Homeland Security, Senate relations, UnitedNations--2008 elections--The role of Science & Education in international politics--nuclear & environmental issues--the role of religion in public life--experts on Christianity, Judaism,Islam--human rights --COUNTRIES/REGIONS (politics/economics):--Iran, Israel, Syria, Lebanon, Saudi Arabia, Dubai, Sudan--Southeast Asia, Latin America, South Asia, European politics (particularlyBritian & France) ABOUT PRESS TV:Press TV is a 24 hour English news network launched in July 2007. Withheadquarters in Tehran and London, the satellite channel has 26international correspondents and more than 400 staff around the world. PressTV intends to give a different view of the news than the Anglophone BBCWorld, CNN International, and Al Jazeera English, with an emphasis ondebate, dialogue and the role of cultural difference. For more information,please visit www.presstv.com

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and always be careful with this type of email!!

 

FROM THE DESK OF MR FEDELIS NONSO
BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER
INTERNATIONAL BANK OF AFRICA.
OUAGADOUGOU,BURKINA FASO.
                                                       
Dear Friend,
 
I am Mr Fedelis Nonso bill and exchange manager at the foreign remittance department of BANK OF AFRICA.
 
I got your contact from the internet ,while searching for an honest and trust worthy person, who will assist me to implement this transfer.
l discovered the sum of Twenty Two million and five hundred thousand United States Dollars (USD22.5M) belonging to a deceased customer of this bank.
 
The fund has been lying in a suspence account without anybody coming to put claim over the money since the account owner late Mr Salla khatif from Lebanese , who was involved in the December 25th 2003 Benin plane crash. Here is the air crash website onfiltered=
http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/12/26/benin.crash/index.html The said fund is now ready for transfer to a foriegn account whose owner will be portrayed as the beneficiary and next of kin to the deceased customer of the bank.
 
Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next if kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidlines and laws but
unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim.
 
It is therefore upon this discovery that I decided to make this business proposal to you and release the money to you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and I don't want this money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill.
 
The banking law and guidline here stipulates that if such money remained unclaimed after five years, the money will be transfered into the bank treasury as unclaimed fund.
 
The request of foreigner as next of kin in this business is occassioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and a burkinabe citizens cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner. I therefore i soliciting for your assistance to come forward as the next of kin,I have agreed that 40% of this money will be for you as the beneficiary in respect of the provision of your Account and services rendered, 55% would be for me while 5% will be for expencses incured during the cause of this transaction If the money is transferred to your Account from BANK OF AFRICA, I and my family in this transaction will proceed immediately to yourcountry for our own share of the money.
 
I expect you to keep this business strictly confidential and secret as you may wish to know that I am Bank official. Be rest assured that this business is 100% riskfree on both side and every arrangement to transfer this money to the Account you are going to provide have been concluded provided we maintain the confidentiality and secreceirity involved.
 
1.Your sex
2.Your age
3.Nationality
4.Telephone
5.Occupation
 
I am looking forward for your prompt response.
Yours faithfully,
Mr Fedelis Nonso.

This pics i got an email..what did you see?

Now i got new email from Nepaliradionyc.comand said we can request  song on that program?what is that mean..

may be we can call at 206 495 1775 and request the song....

This is new email i got it.....enjoy

This one i got this morning...A bridge too far..

 

The Lord surveyed the Ram Setu and said "Hanuman, how diligently and
strenuously you and your vanara sena
had built this bridge several centuries back. It is remarkable that it has
withstood the ravages of the
climatic and geographical changes over centuries. It is indeed an amazing
feat especially considering the
fact that a bridge at Hyderabad built by Gammon using latest technology
collapsed the other day even before
they could stick the posters on its pillars."

Hanuman with all humility spoke "Jai Sri Ram, it is all because of your
grace. We just scribbled your name
on the bricks and threw them in the sea and they held. No steel from TISCO
or cement from Ambuja or ACC was
ever used. But Lord, why rake up the old issue now."

Ram spoke "Well, Hanuman some people down there want to demolish the bridge
and construct a canal. The
contract involves lot of money and lot of money will be made. They will
make money on demolition and
make more money on construction. "

Hanuman humbly bowed down and said "Why not we go down and present our case"

Ram said "Times have changed since we were down there. They will ask us to
submit age proof and we don't have
either a birth certificate or school leaving certificate. We traveled
mainly on foot and some times
in bullock carts and so we don't have a driving  license either. As far as
the address proof is
concerned the fact that I was born at Ayodhya is itself under litigation
for over half a century, If I
go in a traditional attire with bow and arrow, the ordinary folks may
recognize me but Arjun Singh may
take me to be some tribal and, at the most, offer a seat at IIT under the
reserved category. Also, a God
cannot walk in dressed in a three-piece suit and announce his arrival. It
would make even the devotees
suspicious. So it is dilemma so to say."

"I can vouch for you by saying that I personally built the bridge."

"My dear, Anjani putra, it will not work. They will ask you to produce the
lay-out plan, the project
details, including financial outlay and how the project cost was met and
the completion certificate.
Nothing is accepted without documentary evidence in India . You may cough
but unless a doctor certifies it,
you have no cough. A pensioner may present himself  personally but the
authorities do not take it as
proof. He has to produce a life-certificate to prove that he is alive. It
is that complicated. "

"Lord can't understand these historians. Over the years you have given
darshan once every hundred years
to saints like Surdas, Tulsidas, Saint Thyagaraja, Jayadeva, Bhadrachala
Ramdas and even Sant Tukaram and
still they disbelieve your existence and say Ramayana is a myth. The only
option, I see, is to re-enact
Ramayana on earth and set the government records straight once for all."

Lord smiled "It isn't that easy today. Ravan is apprehensive that he may
look like a saint in front of
Karunanidhi. I also spoke to his mama Mareecha, who appeared as a golden
deer to tempt Sita maiyya when I
was in the forest and he said that he won't take a chance of stepping on
earth as long as Salman Khan is around."

I've some doubts.. Can u please clarify me..

1.    When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought)

2.    If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good  thinking)

3.    Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)

4.    Can you cry under water? (let me try)

5.    Why do people say, "you've been working like adog" when dogs just sitaround all day? (I think they meant something else)

6.    Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)

7.    Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell)

8.    Can you get cornered in a round room? (by oneseyes)

9.    Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight I will stayand watch)

10.    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oilis made from vegetables,then what is baby oil made from? (No comments)

11.    What should one call a male ladybird? (Nocomments)

12.    If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they rememberthat they forgot? (can somebody help )

13.    Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)

14.    Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange isn't it)

15.    If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be ! Able to hear it? (got to think scientifically)

16.    If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

17.    Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? (very nice)

18.    Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?

19.    If drink & drive is not allowed why the hell they have parking in Bars?

This time i got some Jokes in my email

Boy : Can I touch your software?

Girl : First show me your hardware..

Boy : Should I install it in your system?

Girl : Cover it with antivirus and then install..




Teacher : What's the difference between boy and a girl?

Tina : they are naughty, we are beauty..they have muscles, we have nipples  they have a pole and we have a hole..



Judge : you are fined Rs.11420/- for rape..

Accused : my lord, why exactly Rs.11,420/- Judge : Rs.10,000/- for rape,
10.2% entertainment tax and 4% VAT..



Girl : " What do you like in me? "

Boy : " those 2 big white balls having black dots in it.."

Girl : " what??? "

Boy : " yes, your eyes.."


A very sexy and attractive female employer meets her boss and says: " Sir
will you please remove something from my breast? "

Boss: " Vow!! what's that? "

She : " your eyes sir "





SEX : It is science with wife..

       It is an art with a girlfriend..

       It is commerce with a prostitute..

       And It is just a social service with Auntie's..

FYI, folks.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
 
Lend-A-Hand India (www.lend-a-hand-india.org) invites you for a fun
evening of dance and delicious food ~ dance to the beats of Bhangara music
by DJ Sunny, performance by Bollywood Axion, stand-up comedy by Devanshi
Patel, folk dance by eyeBLINK, enjoy Chocolate Fondue Fountain and Chaat -
food from hidden corners of Mumbai and Delhi …and along the way help to
make a difference in lives of the under-privileged. Event host: Melanie
Kannokoda, Miss India America

When: Nov  2 2007  6:30-10.30 pm

Where: Pope Auditorium, Fordham University, 113 W. 60th St (Columbus
Avenue), NY, New York, 10023

Tickets: $50 at the door or online at www.lend-a-hand-india.org/gala2007.php
Festive attire recommended

Contact: Raj Gilda (raj.gilda@lend-a-hand-india.org)

" One step at a time !!! "
www.lend-a-hand-india.org

and the funny thing is

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