Amidst all the economic/political/global woes, here is a lil laughter for those who need it bad (Thank Dennis Gartman for it as it was in his report today)...For all there looking for a silver lining for the financial sector and the US economy in general, have faith as the turmoil will not last forever (its just the down-turn of a business cycle that could last for a long-long time).  BTW, Its certainly a first-time in my life event but surely not the last.

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognised the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road.  This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One! that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road.  But then, this really isn't about me.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle road here.

DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?

SARAH PALIN: Where's MY gun? That chicken's got no choice!

COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?  We need some black chickens.

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his current problems before adding new problems.

OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and tak e falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty ! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told. 

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.

JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay!  Can't you people see the plain truth? That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay, too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side.'  That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.

EVERYONE'S GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2008. This new platform is much more stable and will never reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one???

 

 

 

ha ha  .  GREAT ONE

ha ha ha.. hilarious. thanks

that was a brillient one...

"I did not crossed the Road with that Chicken"........ha ha

A fun moment from the past.

 

Nepe

 

 

Thread: Why the chicken cross the road?

              29-May-2003

 

http://www.sajha.com/archives/openthread.cfm?threadid=10807&dsn=sajhaarchive

 

 

Paramendra: To stop my 18 wheeler.

 

HahooGuru: To join the league of my fans(or more appropriately, avataars).

 

Biswo: It's all King Gyanendra's conspiracy.

 

Sitara: Ask my mom, she loves 'em.

 

Deep/Jira: Ma*** malai ke tha.

 

DWI: It was drunk.

 

Isolated: (presents the exerpts from Kantipur, Global Times, Mahanagar, US News etc).

 

Ashu: I've known the chicken for last 9 years. It crossed the road to meet me.

 

PremCharo: Ask my deuta, Hahooguru.

 

Oys Chill: Road? or memory lane mora!!

 

Khimu: I know why chicken crosseds the road. (always meaningless)

 

Rusty: Chicken wants to play basketball with me.

 

NK: To better understand the Aztec civilization.

 

Poonte: To pick up it's kattu.

 

Najar: Hajur, chicken le kina bato katibaksyos? (khali hajur hajur).

 

Miss Grg: Crossing road is good for health.

 

Montou: It got a big summon from the lord almighty.

 

Trikal: 14 nachhatra 44 degree ma dhalkeko bela chicken le bato katchha.

 

Logical: The banking on the road challenged the chicken.

 

Shady: That motha*** chicken crossed the road to goto its hood.

 

 

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Biswo: I supported the chicken institution because it was a lesser evil than the bigger one there was. Now that it has crossed the line, I have second thoughts about it.

 

Ashu: Come on ! You aren't saying the chicken were too khattam and jhhor to cross the road, are you ?

 

Isolated Freak: People will laugh if I say the chicken have abandoned their demand of crossing the road a long time ago.

 

Tick: I was myself involved in the road crossing movement in 2046. I know there was foreigner's hand in it.

 

Sitara: (sarcastic) But, here is the irony: How the hell did someone manage to plant an alien seed (...to Nepalese religion, culture, traditions) of the most "alien" concept of crossing the road....?????????

 

Paschim: First time in itheir history, the chicken could see it ( the road) wasn't a holy cow.

 

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Isolated Freak: It was summoned from the Palace!

 

Nepe: No! No! The chicken was running from the Royal Guillotine!

 

Biswo: It was certainly the chicken revolution inspired by Mao!

 

Paschim: The chicken was simply lonely!

 

Ashu: Professor X from Harvard states that the chicken was returning from the " The Chicken Or The Egg First" Discussion at Martin Chautari!

 

Prem Pujari: AAAAAAAAAnnnnch!!!!!!!!! What body.... what thighs and breasts!

 

Holy cow: Eat More Chicken before they cross the road!

 

THE America-returned CHICKEN: Top get OFF the Wrong side of the road...silly!

 

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Suna--if poonte happens to slaughter the chicken we'll have to make momo out. This weekend at my place, guests on invitation only. Please RSVP soonest! (btw suna, where were thou?, missed you on sat :(

 

Simplegal--Do you know if the chicken crossed the road? let me offer an analysis on a pyschological perspective.

 

Arnico--Well, chickens should be allowed to exercise democracy just as much we do.

 

NK--Use common sense my dear, common sense! :))

 

saajan123--I thank all the fellow sajha posters for contributing on this topic. Appreciate your comments. Thank you very much!

 

Chipledhunga--Chickens wanted to trek up the hill across the road.

 

Rusty--i know why chicken crossed the road, but won't tell.

 

Dhumbasse--deep dai, jiradai--kina cross garya hola tesle sifal ko baato?

 

San--This road is for all including the chickens, so they are welcome to cross it as long as they don't offend other sajaites

 

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Biswo: This chicken is thousand times better than GBBS.

 

HahooGuru: "khume Gobinde ko kukhuro ho tyo-- CIAA le entropy ko muddama thokla

bhanne dar le manasik santulan bigrera hineko".

 

Ashu: Oohi "proud to eat chicken tikka with farfaraudo bhat"

 

Poonte: kukhuro le thungera budho haddi ko jorni jorni dukhi ra chha--aaiya.

 

Jira: malai pisera mola ta yellai!

 

 

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Oys - Sardarji ko katha sunna napayera pari ko gurudwaar janey chesta ma

 

HG - In search of Gyanex vendors (dil pay mut lay yaar)

 

IF - Jayanepal tira bhakkar hall chhutyo, yata aphno thaam patti bata hinnu parla

 

Deep - Walk signal dekhera kukhro ta tyassai tyassai pulankit bhayo

 

Poonte - pari bata signboard ramro dekhincha yaar..ehehhe..kattu ali lamo bhayecha (after crossing the road)

 

Dhumbass - Pissap polya cha yaar ajkaal, hool bata hinyo bhaney garmi garcha

 

Premcharo - HG jata lagchan ma ni wottai janchu

 

Sitara/Czar/NK/Najar/Suna - Commoooon..girl..ladies first

 

Biswo - Hostel ma basey pachi zoology lab jana bato cross garnu parena ta

 

Nepe - In search of another Gazzal restaurent ( tu bhi dil pay mut lay yaar )

 

Chipledhunga - jata marshyangdi, jata maccha..wottttai ma...yo phusro hunga ma paltera ke garnu?

 

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Shirish: It didn't want its pecker measured! :P

 

Le chef du nuit: 'cause I wanted to make chicken soup for the witty souls!

 

Bond 007: To Save the Queen and Bush!

 

Bhunte: To look for Parijaat

 

Khimu: To find peace of mind...in Sajha

 

Nepali Kanchi: Surely, it was possessed by the orgiastic intentions of Dionysus!

 

Jira: To start its own roadside chilli chicken business!

 

Serendipity: It was part of the Matrix!

 

San: To shed its Rastaman English! :P

 

Sks: 'cause it saw the whine and chij in my hand! ;)

 

Truthsayer: 'Cause it was divorced with an egg!

 

Ou812: 'cause it 812!

 

Rusty: It was a walkover in the finals!

 

DWI: To prove it was NOT drunk!

 

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