Wassssuuup everyone!!!!This segment is exclusively dedicated to all the Sajha members. So, give yourself a pat at the back if your name is mentioned here. If not,then My Bad!

 

It will be injustice if I don’t start my monologue with bittertruth, the big time celebrity of the Sajha. Guess what? Bittertruth wife won’t need internet, because he knows everything.

“Mr. Know It All, Well ya think you know it all, But ya don't know a thing at all.”  Heard that song ,bittertruth? Kelly Clarkson doesn’t know a sh*t about you huh…??

 

I haven’t heard from Kumar_33 or whatever virgin guy was that, just wondering if he lost his life while losing virginity.. ;)

 

There comes this guy named chhol bahadur 36 or something. He cracks me up, man. I won’t be surprised if he breaks his spinal cord while giving himself a head, you knowwww… while trying something different rather than routine hand job.

 

Guess what… Randy Jackson doesn’t need to worry about the new judges if J.Lo & Steven Tyler quit American Idol. Look who are front runners for that job? Our very own: Riddle & Kiddo.

 

I feel sorry for our San Bro’. Man, he can’t even get more Facebook friends than Mangale. He needs to wear bra & panties and change  his profile picture to get more “Likes”.

 

Mangale’s monologues were getting old, stale and boring until when 28^th amendment put his monologues up. That’s when Mangale’s got his life back.

 

Rahulvai…man you are genius. But wondering what the hell you smoke to turn yourself into a

“deep sh*t”.

 

Ktm Patrol..you know what’s common between you and me, we both are ugly as hell but horny enough to get some BMW’s into our bed.

 

Sexy in Sari..will you pay me to sleep with you if I told you that I am virgin?

 

Parakhidotcom, did you get a chance to write about the story about how two Nepali guys got arrested in Dashain party for public intoxication and urination in public places?  Nepali will never forget where they come from? Right? Sooo… inspiring.

 

Nepalesesummerfest, are you going to have a wet-tshirt contest at your event? Can’t wait to see Pawankali shaking some booty and boobies?

 Behoove_me...why the hell even you started that time thing thread? Its getting harder even for Bittertruth to catch up.

Did Nas burn in hell or is he considering coming out of the retirement to kick  _Nas ass?

ThahaChaena… I really don’t know a sh*t about you, man. Sorry ;)

 

Last not the least, Mangale, are you f**kin kidding me? Get a job! Get a wife! Get a life! & for god sakes, stop putting your crap on Sajha. You Suck! It’s not even funny!!

(Look who is laughing? 28^th amendment. But, I love you man, Lol)

 

That’s all I can remember now. Will work on second list! You guys are awesome.

 

Thanks,

Mangale,

Yo dawg
I ain't feeling you this time...not for me dawg. What does Stevie (Riddle) say about this?
**pats self in the back**

ha ha.. Yo Kiddo, I like that. Thats good one. Yo Yo Randy Dawg!! What's your take riddle boy?

I feel honored for the mention. How do I pat myself on the back? 

 Mero barey ma sh!t pani thahachaena re taipani malai list ma haldeko ma dhanyabaad....aba mailey afailai back ma patta diney kuro bhayena ...... Mangale-bro darai judge garnuhudo rahecha katti kaam bhaako bro timi ta......

Hehe Loved the way you kissed my ass all over ur quote unquote(learned this very hard way) monologue. Keep trying i am very hopeful you would start making sense one of these days!

Funny.

DAmn hilarious. Keep it up mangale

Awwwww....OMG! Thank you San bro' for liking it... lol